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Max Taxes! Swag Taxes?

Day 3,333, 01:22 • Published in USA USA

• by Goddess Dilvany

I was sitting around my moms house listening to Panda Bear all of a sudden I felt something behind me and I jumped in a moment of panic. When I turned around, I found only my little brother, Jay. I was like, "Wow you startled me Jay". This is where he looked deep into my eyes with a frown. **** YOU PIECE OF **** ******* GO EAT A **** YOU ******. "Hey that is not nice", I responded. ITS NOT NICE TO SAY I STARTLED YOU.

What is so bad about being startled. The most startling thing for some men *cough* They who can't be named *cough* is that you wake up one morning and you realize your gay. They just wake up one morning and are like, "I love ****". But have you ever wondered if the opposite can happen? I heard of a man who is a reformed homosexual.

The Fox told me "Good for him! Giving up the debauchery." I wonder if this is an acceptance that gay > straight?

But the real question is.... what is the real debauchery facing the eUSA? The people who want to use the government to take away the private compassion of citizens and their organizations. Lets tax the hell out of everyone, because we need money to fund our causes like maintaining the dictatorship and empowering corrupt aid distribution networks. Low taxes allows for successful enterprise and more charity in the communes. That is what is really going to help people.

I am glad to be a supporter of the 1% Work Tax. I however find that some individual situations in the SFP want to clamp down on free trade, the mechanism that is allowing cheap goods to come into the country to further hurt the average person just trying to get goods. While the people claim that this will make national industry more profitable they neglect the price hikes that will make the gains only one sided.

The SFP, the socialist freedom party is about anarchism and separation from a centralized authority. We don't need to push protectionism from the government we need to keep taxes low so that we can function unaffected by their gaze of evil.

Check Congress Out Bro!

Comments

Ilene Dover Day 3,333, 03:48

You know you might be finally hitting your stride. I you stop waxing lyrical about sexuality in a gender less game... 🙂

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,333, 19:19

I Love You

Yuuka Kazami Day 3,333, 07:44

We gotta get your stuff voted up dude, shit's crazy that it's so low.

Goddess Dilvany Day 3,333, 19:19

I Love You ❤ Call Me

Jimmy Cincinnati Day 3,333, 10:11

Some people would take 100% of the income, if they could. It's their way of saying, "F**k You, eUS"

The Dungeon Master Day 3,334, 17:58

"use the government to take away the private compassion of citizens and their organizations."
It's about time that shit was outlawed. Private compassion is the DEVIL!

"we need money to fund our causes like maintaining the dictatorship and empowering corrupt aid distribution networks."
I'd love to see the line item on that one.
-034% allocated to corrupt aid distribution. All in favor?-

"Low taxes allows for successful enterprise and more charity in the communes."
If taxes are hurting enterprise it isn't enterprise. It's retards. I can understand if taxes are hurting retards that can't avoid them but enterprise? No way. Enterprise can avoid taxes because it's enterprise FFS. Try talking to workers, or kill yourself. Either way it'll be good for the economy.

And if you have a commune the minimum wage is more important than taxes. Basically because a commune doesn't pay taxers worth a damn. If there was a tournament for tax paying, communes would have to commit ritual suicide because of how bad they are at it. SFP created communes to avoid taxes. If that was such a failure the party is pointless.

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