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Join Today! Change Tomorrow!

Day 2,960, 16:44 • Published in USA USA

• by Mr. Mirage

Salutations Comrade!

Are you a citizen looking for change? Hoping to get a voice in an ever crowded sea of people? Well then look no further, here at SFP we’re all you need!

Before we begin have a free complementary Haiku:
We have got all you need!
From Hookers, Blow, and party time.
Here at the one and only SFP!

Haiku not your jazz then how about a free rap:
Are you sick of fat cats stepping on your game,
do you think that trash be pretty lame?
Join the crew that will care about you,
here you can do things you never knew.
If you had common sense you’d get up here and dance,
and join the party because here we make our stance.

Alright, lets get down to business. We here at the SFP have more than poorly written, distasteful poems and as far as I know, I’m the only one crazy enough to write a rap song that bad. Our community is tightly-knit but that doesn’t mean we don’t want -YOU-! We offer two major programs that will assist old and new players alike, no longer will you have to worry about not making ends meet because you’re wasting your valuable energy fighting! So join now!

Welcome to the club! - Joseph Stalin, 1949 (in response to eastern Germany’s formation)

Introverted, boring, or not a community man? Great, ~~Get the hell out!~~ I mean… That’s alright! If not for our community join for our many programs and activities, such as:

Rainy Day Tank & Food Program - Get yourselves free guns and ammo today! - and food if that’s your thing.

SFP Housing Poject - Buy a Q1 house from hoss1965, then send him a message to be refunded 100%.

Join today and you’ll soon be chilling in your new mansion eating corn dogs and shooting America's enemies with your new tanks!

Join today and you’ll be given access to one of the finest MUs this side of the border! Our Sister group, Bear Cavalry, will provide you with all your combat needs. Sick of politics and need a break? Bear Cavalry is your one stop shop to committing mass war crimes! Not to mention all the cheap Q7 guns you’ll be getting your hands on! So join and ride a poor, helpless Bear to battle today!

Lincoln did it so why not you?!

JOIN TODAY:
Socialist Freedom Party
Bear Cavalry

Comments

Lisamunusira Day 2,960, 16:55

Change will come and it is interesting to be part of it.

Nohime Day 2,960, 17:13

You had me at hookers and blow

Filthy McNasty Day 2,960, 17:33

haha i love it

Black Baroness Day 2,960, 17:52

Baaaaaaaa

Josh Whitehead Day 2,960, 18:38

Hookers and blow?....go on 🙂

PilotPhil Day 2,960, 18:45

All SFP and BC offices and headquarters are fully stocked with blow. Let's just say DDS didn't get his name from being a pirate so as far as hookers go you might be a bit disappointed but also creepily satisfied. Oh and we have a giraffe and a firetruck and a canoe.