eUSA Politics in a nuthsell (Satire)

Day 3,467, 16:17 Published in USA USA by Koidsman

NOTE:THIS IS JUST SATIRE
Hilaryclinton10 invited me to the Democratic Party, here is what they sai😛

Wanna move to my party? U can read my last artical i believe it will show u why it will be better for u in my party

Alright, seems good right. But you do realize, I am already running for congress, and I am literally the only candidate. If you really have to message random people for your party, you are scraping the bottom of the barrel, when there is a new barrel RIGHT NEXT TO THE OLD ONE! I do not see how this is even alright, I could be a bloody Nazi, and I would probably be voted into congress in that party. You just randomly saw a person, popped em a message. Your article doesn't explain HOW you are going to change America.

In Conclusion, DON'T EVEN DARE SEND ME PARTY REQUESTS!
But seriously though, HilaryClinton10 if you are reading this, no hard feelings. I am actually glad I am making an impact on this game, and you proved it. I wish you luck, and I hope you make a bigger impact in the future.