Dear New CP

Day 3,335, 15:38 Published in Japan Japan by Hivernal
Hi,

How are you?

Who are you?

What are your plans for eJapan this month?

What qualifies you for this position?

What kind of person are you?

Are you ever going to talk to us?

Do you have no hands so you can't type?

How will you make our community a better place?

Is it just your turn in the medal circle-jerk?

Is your government actually going to communicate with the community this month?

Are you going to engage us at all and promote activity?


I'm just going to go ahead and assume "no comment" on all of those. What a wonderful system we have here in eJapan.