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Your guide to 4 digits codes, raising the dead and spawning sprites from the underworld.


It may be filtering down to the masses that certain players have gotten into some hot water over the use of archaic numerological magic.

This all started, as most things do, with innocent fun and games. Someone game across a four digit code that had been used to bind the **** spirit in each of it's expressions. There are 14 known facets of the **** spirit bound to sprites and locked away. This secret knowledge has been handed down through the generations by the Admins Templar, a secret organization who have knowledge of the four digit codes that can unlock the **** spirit.

Currently 10111010000 is known to unleash Hans Grosse. Every time you see a post someone wrote with the four digit code in, spawns another Hans Grosse in Castle Wolfenstein. This isn't a problem at first, but if more than 256 sprites are spawned on any one level, a buffer overflow occurs and they get spawned into reality. Now imagine one of these bosses running around town! Now imagine 500 of them, you see the problem. Also consider that the enemies never run out of ammo.

The only way to address the situation is to play Wolfenstein 3D on an Atari 1040 STFM, clearing the levels of the excess spawned enemies of the free world. So if you think the admins aren't responding to your ticket about someone saying your mum's arse is in three postcodes; consider that, yes, they're playing games - but they're saving humanity.

Currently the whole of the top row codes are in the public domain, and the neo-****'s are working hard on uncovering the the remaining bosses. Buy you can keep the world safe, don't randomly use four digits codes, nothing good will come of it. If Clyde touches you, you die instantly, that's bad.




To highlight the advanced problem of numerology, I've been given a safe code that is known to not summon the end times. 1616 Seems like a harmless four digit code. And of course it is, I just said it was, but pretend for a moment that I hadn't said that and it wasn't. 16 by itself represents the 16th letter of the alphabet, that's a P. And it's shown twice, so that's PP. Now PP and poo poo might seem like fun and games, but realize that 1->A, 6->F, 1+6=7->G, 1+6+1=8->H, 1+6+1+6=14->N So you've got AFGHN, when I googled that I got this:




Now I'm willing to admit I don't know the context of the image, maybe he's a nice man who's just having a really bad day and looks a little menacing, but those rockets don't look like anything good. I'm willing to postulate that if we spawn 10,000 of him in the middle of London, one of those rockets might go off and then it's pandemonium.

Remember children, context doesn't matter. When you've got 10,000 unhappy men with two rockets, you've got a potentially 20,000 rocket accident waiting to happen and it's your fault, your fault, because you thought 4 digits codes were a joke.