Cry (atia) baby cry

Day 3,979, 10:22 • Published in Romania Romania • by Naufragiatu

Update: you managed to make the fail NE law disappear so you can propose a new one. Congrats!

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My dears,

You are truly living up to your erep name of crybabies. I apologize to actual babies, they don't know better, but then again, neither do you.

You whine, whine, whine because plato is unfair, because adminlandia (because determination recalculationa & resource concession were introduced to help Asteria and not artifficially bring some fragile, imaginative balance), because you can't understand simple game mechanics and now probably because you can't press buttons right. I feel sorry for your women.

You had 6 invites to party (in usa, in australia, in china, in poland, in italy, in iran). You refused all of them. Not only did you refuse them, but you brought along allies, or so they considered you, but looks like the feeling was not mutual as you have left them alone time again and again.

Now, in terms of past couple of days developments, considering the great military minds that you have, similar to Napoleon's & Hitler's decision to attack Russia in the winter, I would not accuse you of stupidity, but of lack of desire to dance. Heck, you've been saying it for months now "no one wants to play with adminlandia"

I cannot believe you cannot comprehend years old game mechanics like battle/law timings, epics offer double points (hint full battles between 49.5-50.5 count as epics too, remember you heard it here first), I cannot believe you just set a no NE law, instead of one against a country unintentionally.

BUT hudos to you, you have managed to do something something no one has managed up until now. Similarily to those lovely people that made microwave companies add warnings to not put cats in the microwave, you made Plato add an update - not to the mecanics, but to publish instructions on how to read the "user guides".

@usual haters - if you truly believe plato is helping us and you spend as much as 1 ff against us or 1euro, you are either lying or you are a deeply troubled person. But don't leave, you bring a certain type of fun to the game.


Although late, I would really like to offer my deepest thanks to all of our allies and friends who have fought along side us this week, I know it's been crazy and I hope you had at least half the fun we've had.

Also, big thanks to our RO fighters who went head over heels to bring victory after victory on the battlefield and most of all who answered and endured the battlecries the ro gov team came out with. Great coordination & participation o7

Finally, thanks to our opponents for offering us some interesting battles, we've missed the feeling.

Love you all
All hail unlimited ebs
O7

P.s. apologies for typos, writing this on my phone, stuck on the freeway
P.s.2: scuze pt ca e varianta doar in engleza. Sumar: cro se smiorcaie ca e plato partinitor, dar nu sunt in stare sa citeasca niste reguli simple ale mecanicii jocului + multumiri aliatilor si e-cetatenilor eRO care ne suporta si lupta in continuare alaturi de noi