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At approximately 8:45 local time this evening prominent eCanadian politician and economist, TheSocialistChicken, was found unresponsive in the study of his California villa. He was found by a maid who was in the house for regular tidying up. Paramedics arrived at about 9:05 and took TSC to a local hospital.



Mr.Chicken's doctors have reported that he is in critical but stable condition. They have also reported that he is in an eComa, induced by a stress related heart attack. They believe that he will become conscious in about a month or two. They said that the likely cause of the heart attack was stress related to Canada's occupation by TWO forces, blatant money grabbing on part of the Admins, and several other glaring issues. Some RL issues may also be involved with this heart attack.



The mood at the headquarters of the eCanadian Business Weekly is sombre. Many of the reporters are still in shock. As the eCBW's signature weekly economic review was TSC's own column, It has been cancelled indefinitely. Several employees have reported that he will likely start doing them again as soon as he recovers.



TSC had recently been involved with Oinyo's baby boom. An open file found in TSC's study by a paramedic indicates that TSC's ads on Kijiji and UsedEverywhere will stay up indefinitely.

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To clarify, I've been offered a full time job for the summer, And I can't pass it up. With the number of hours I'm going to be booking, I will not have enough time for eRep. Some may say to me that "You can just 2 click", If I two click I'm going to be pulled back into this game. Saying "it's only two clicking" to a departing player is like saying "one more hit of heroin won't hurt you" to a recovering addict.

I'm going to be back in September. Until then, Stay Classy eCanada!



TSC's last show before his heart attack