1st Glorious RC of the Great Indoors

Day 5,083, 12:29 • Published in USA USA • by What A Guy


Comrades,

I'm pleased to report that the Party has seen its membership grow slightly since last month, and we are now in our usual third place rather than hated fifth. Jockeying for position among parties continues, of course, so our recruitment must also continue. Comrades, bring us some live ones.

In addition to our weekly weapons and food donations to Party members, we are proud to add a housing program for new players. The SFP will reimburse the cost of a house for you during your ramping up period in the game, which allows to work more and therefore make more money, to spend on subsequent shelter, to make more money. It's an accurate simulation of what I believe is known as "the rat race." But unlike real life, we're fronting the cash for your rent. Just drop a line to myself or any member of the Party cabinet with your breathlessly-thankful request.

We believe that civilization began with the discovery of the indoors! Therefore, housing is a human right. Today I reestablish Year Zero of the Mass Line, and with it, the First Glorious Revolutionary Committee of the Great Indoors.

This month, we are pleased to welcome several new members, including Ray Gunn and Kliment Voroshilov 1917, plus MaryamQ, who returns to the SFP after a too-long, unexcused absence. This month's membership will be:

Assigned voting members:
- shiloh13
- PimpDollaz
- RF Williams

Additional voting members:
- Leon Gutierrez
- MaryamQ
- MollyMock
- Salty
- TheePostman
- zRTx
- PilotPhil (also co-treasurer)
- T.J. SCOTT (also co-treasurer)

Non-voting members:
- Goxi HN
- Kliment Voroshilov 1917
- Ray Gunn
- TheNorm

Long live the SFP revolution!

XO,
Chairman What A Guy