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Hey there, fellow workers and curious readers alike. As the title would have you know, I’d like to be USWP’s next Supreme Leader Party President, and you deserve to know why as well as what I have planned for you. As many of you know, I love doing work and want only the best for the country, but I’d be lying if I were to claim myself a good writer. My beloved swarm of zombies, 2-clickers, and truly dedicated workers who keep this great country working and moving in the right direction, I do hope you find me suitable to take the reigns for just a while. This fluffy mess out of the way, I’ll move along.




Let’s see, need to cover our bases, right? First, you probably wanna know who I’ll be working with, so let’s go over that here--starting with my VPP and then the other big ones, because that only makes sense, right? Right.



SColbert here is a pretty key member of my cabinet for the month, for more than just being the VPP. Some of you might recall that I’ve been around our party leadership before, but last time SColbert and I teamed up I was the VPP, and this time he’s the one who finally pushed me to run for PP. Who better to help run things, right? I dare say we make a fairly natural team, as we both want to see more of you come and get involved. A large part of our focus this month will be to see more jobs available for all interested and enthusiastic volunteers--and those of you who this sounds close to the truth for should keep an eye out towards the end of this article.




Now, you all know this guy, right? I’m sure the esteemed Gnilraps doesn’t need any introduction, so we’ll be brief. He’s well known for his fine work on the battlefield… but did you know that he’s also a damned good writer? He’s always helpful and one of the most reliable people around, and I trust he’ll do a great job handling our media team this month.




Then we’ve also got TUGT, a hard-working member of our community who most of you know, and who even ran another T5 party himself for a while recently. This guy’s been around the block, and he seems to always be involved *somewhere*, so what mundane sort of work could I have chosen a pony for? Well, fun little surprise here. We need to update our wiki among a few other things, and TUGT has agreed to provide his services as a scribe, something most don’t care to do at all!




Far as the big and fancy titles go, here’s the final name. I’ve chosen to bring Delyruin on board to handle party communications efforts outside of the media department’s realm. No matter what any may think of him, or even if you don’t really know the guy, I can say one thing is for sure. Delyruin is dedicated to USWP and the country as a whole. Dely here is a hard worker, and one more reliable than I am when there’s something that needs done, so I can’t think of a better person to force this thankless job on, and I’m happy to have him along.



I suppose I should tell you about some plans here, right? Maybe you want more to go off of than the usual “here’s a few flashy pictures and names we’ve all seen,” yeah? Well you’ll be happy to hear, then, that I do have plans for the party.

I want to see more articles, more party messages to keep everyone coordinated and in-the-know, and more of you doing something for the party. I want you to note that last part more than anything. Seriously, don’t think USWP is run by some exclusive club, if you want to take part, that’s going to be even easier this month. I know there are some great minds among you, so stop hiding. Hell, maybe that’s not enough for you, maybe you need a nudge and an easy way to share your interest?

Go ahead and apply here, let me know that you want to get involved and I can damned near guarantee there’s work for you.

I also intend to work with the DoE’s NPIP team to make sure none of you involved there fall through the cracks. There haven’t been a lot of jobs for people lately, but there’s a lot of work to do and each of you is capable of something.




This is your PP hopeful, Kortanul, signing out. Remember to feel free to come to me for anything--I don’t know just everything yet, but I do care and I know what it was like to be new and disconnected.