[UKRP] Vote for our lovely Congress candidates
WookieO
It's Congress time!
Yes, it most certainly is. It's that time of the month when we head for the polling station and vote for the party that we want to have a say in how the eUK is run.
It has been a while since we saw a proper breakdown of who you'd be voting for as Congress candidates, so I thought as I have been trying to promote an increased media presence by UKRP it would be a good idea to give you some insight.
Before we get down to the nitty gritty of some serious politics I'd just like to thank all those who voted for me in the Party Elections. To get a second term is wonderful and I shall cherish it like a favourite gherkin.
And now for some serious politics...
I implore you...vote for the UK Reform Party and elect these fantastic specimens to the eUK Congress. You won't find anything better elsewhere. This is where it's at.
Oh....and there's Jack OHerer...but he's a mysterious chap. We don't talk about him unless we've had a drink first.
What more do you want?
With an amazing Congress candidates list like that, there's not a lot else that needs saying. Also I hate to sound like a broken record....but where are my UKRP articles?!?
I started a competition weeks ago asking for anyone, anyone at all, to publish an article promoting our glorious party. That person would potentially win MILLIONS* in cold, hard cash for the simple job of writing about the UKRP.
Nobody has taken me up on my offer. But am I downhearted? Yes...nearly suicidal even....but will that stop me??!
*Not millions.
**Still not millions.
That's all from me today. Vote for the UKRP for a brighter, sexier, furrier future for the eUK. Do it for your children.
Thanks,
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
JOIN THE UKRP, SEE THE WORLD, HAVE FUN, ONLY LOSE A FEW LIMBS...DO IT NOW!
Comments
Vote UKRP, win my love.
lol
we will support each other
Nice article Wook, I would like to clarify one thing though. I don't run into walls, they run into me. I ask to get by and they stonewall me into a conversation. I usually get stucco listening to a dry story or two. They also like showing me a log of all their free masonry activities. And inevitably I get plastered with pictures of all the wainscotting they have running around. We try getting together after, but we never end up setting a concrete date.
\o/
I voted this article. I hope its enough...
And who is Lorraine Kelly?
I think the more pertinent question is, who was the raccoon?!? And where is he/she now?
Not really my type - but Valerie Singleton....... Phwoar!
Typical politician....dodging the question about the raccoon.
Woah what are you doing releasing an article? I thought PPs didnt do this anymore. UKRP should be disqualified
I'm getting all down and dirrrrty in this election, releasing articles and....well, that's about it really. But still....dirrrrrrrty.
I haven't ignored the ska checks and Phil Collings reference. This is all that has prevented me standing behind you old codgers and bursting a paper bag.
zimmer-frame action bro
Some top quality investigative journalism here, endorsed and voted!
well done Wookie, seems your articles were effective and you got a good result from it, you deserve it.
Cheers Dougal. Yep, it definitely seemed to work \o/