[UKRP] Get your most wondrous Congress list here, hot off the press...
WookieO
Have I got a nifty Congress list for you?
Damn right, I have.
Hello constant readers...thanks for keeping faith in Wookie Witterings and the inevitable return of an article.
This month the UK Reform Party elected my good self as president and for that I thank everyone who voted.
Having messaged the entire party I was able to order a bleedin’ spiffing list assisted by the responses I received, along with the voices I hear in my head at night.
The Amazingly Wonderful UKRP Congress List…
2. Dave Trenga
3. Rob the Bruce
4. Rohirrin
5. Massacar
6. certacito
7. Some hairy bugger
8. Kapten Johnson
9. Gali2332
10. Sir Charles Moncrieff
11. Bucketman
12. CptChazbeard
13. Sir Humphrey Appleby
14. Lionbeard
15. Tinman1
16. Thomas765
17. NeilEng
And there you have it. A spectacular array of talent that you only find in the greatest political party the eUK has to offer...the UKRP, where everyone has a full pint, the nibbles never run out and we embrace new members in vice-like hugs
This was most certainly the hardest ordering of a Congress list I’ve had to do in all my terms as UKRP president. Most of the candidates put
So that the best of those don’t go to waste, I’ll share them with you here….
From sexy rhino-man Roachfor
😛
From mohican toting Commander of the British Unicorn Battalion, Dave Trenga:
And from my favourite munchkin, Fataliix, who I think really loves Congress:
Now don’t forget to vote for the UKRP today. We need to make sure we get as many of these lovely chaps into Congress as possible.
Thanks for reading, it is most appreciated. Give it a vote too, if you’d be so kind.
Until next time, I’ve been me and you’ve most likely been you.
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy
Comments
Vote UKRP and you get entered into a raffle to win a pair of my old underpants.
Those will surly inspire some new dreams
Look mum, I made a Wookie Witterings article!
Hurrah for UKRP!
Voted and endorsed!
Hurrah for UKRP,
Voted and endorsed
So good, you said it twice! 😉
If only I had such dreams as Dave, surely the gnome would be satisfied for a long time.
Me and Appleby should be one and two (in that order).
I'm leaving to TUP after this disgusting slight against my name.
10% worse than ESO's list.
The only saving factor was that Rob was high up.
hacker!!
RoHERO
Massa
???
Roh called me a bitch and massa makes me think of lots of people dying, and yano, death aint great.
Death is merely the beginning...Zombie Wook will be even greater!
Zombie wook... now thats an idea for a movie.
I did not call you a bitch for real Frix.
I'm sorry if I did offend you.
not at all bby
I'm not first? Outrageous.
Dave's deserves to be a movie
Movie rights are still available for purchase
12th...fucking sell out. You've betrayed your SKA roots.
Love you too Chaz.