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[TSC4CP] Imagine a world much like our own...

Day 2,080, 01:00 • Published in Canada Poland

• by TheSocialistChicken

eCanada, My opposition may paint pictures of a world where TSC actually won the August 2013 elections, A world that is left in chaos. Of course they are too classy to use that kind of smear tactic, But nothing is stopping me from shooting MYSELF in the foot. Prepare yourself, fore you are entering, the zone where sh!t happens.

The year is still 2013, but a month has passed by. Congress has finally been elected, though they are all members of the IPC, which has gobbled up the CPF, MDP, CW, and the CRP. TSC's classy police roam the barren streets of Canada looking for wrongdoers and hoodlums. These dangerous criminals have mastered the art of fooling the Classy police by putting on business attire and being courteous if they spot police, and then immediately getting back into Swag cloths to roam the streets, skateboard, and do various illicit substances. The classy police are armed with nothing more than a pre-recorded "Stay Classy" that is designed to immediately incapacitate suspects.

The economy under the TSC ~~administration~~ Regime, surprisingly for an economist, has fallen apart to the point it doesn't even exist. No weapons market, food markets, monetary markets, nothing. People are only getting enough to eat through welfare and dumpster diving. Gold prices have fallen to $10 per gold, though this isn't the fault of TSC, plato has just put gold on sale, again. Homelessness is rampant.

Because Spain still controls most of Canada, including Ontario, TSC has ordered the construction of a new parliament building in Iqaluit. TSC, with the help of his VP, Magic 8 ball, has managed to keep firm control of all proposals made by the congress. He has also effectively banned all new elections, making him president for life.

The war with Mexico, Operation Tequila Sunrise II, has completely backfired. CoT has turned on Canada and Asgard. TSC, with the hessitant aid of his MoFA and MoD, Pat Harper and Pat Harper, has signed a pact with Serbia. Canada joins TWO.

See what will happen if you don't make the right decision, please don't vote TSC. Reporting for ~~TSC4CP~~ the eCBW, This is ~~Darth Vader~~ TheSocialistChicken. ~~Join me on the~~ Stay Classy eCanada!