[TSC4CP] Damn Technical issues

Day 2,078, 12:32 • Published in Canada Poland • by TheSocialistChicken


Wellll, this is awkward. My final executive order as PP of the IPC has turned into an unexpected run for CP. This whole thing started completely accidentally. Last night, the IPC cabinet approved my measure to run klop123 as our CP candidate. I put out an article detailing my departure from the IPC as well as the announcement of Klop's primary win. I go to set him as our candidate, and bam, the "Propose Candidate" button isn't working. I try to reset it by hitting the "Run for CP" button just below it. Now I'm running for CP, and the Propose Candidate button still isn't working. Dammit plato, even pseudo democracy is not safe from your technical issues. Now that I'm stuck in this most awkward position, I may as well pull some lulzy run shananigans.

PLATFORM and other stuff
. Talk to the guys who run Asgard and CoT and get them to like us
. LOWER TAXES!
. Give the IPC a totally unfair advantage in Canadian politics
. Kill the young and elderly
. ask Spain for more land
. yell a lot, fire people, yell some more.
. have statues of me put on every street corner
. Replace Canada's motto with "Stay Classy"
. orchestrate a British PTO. Actually, Pat can probably handle that one
. If I win, immediately resign.
. Invade mexico, Operation Tequila Sunrise II.
. Cause general havok

CRONEYS Cabinet
CP, TSC
VP, Pat Harper
MoD, Pat Harper
MoFA, Pat Harper
Governor, Pat Harper
MoI/MoE, Pat Harper
MoF, Pat Harper
Asgard Rep, Pat Harper.

I just discovered how fun Lulzy runs can be. Reporting From the CP's Office for the eCBW, This is TheSocialistChicken. Stay Classy eCanada!