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[PCP] Pirate Cat Party Congress list

Day 4,356, 02:44 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Pannonian Nomad

Greetings fellow eUK citizens o7

There hasn't been a Congress list article in some time, so here's one. The measurements in the PCP office have been done and we are happy to present you our list for the forthcoming election. The list starts with the candidate with the longest penis, followed by the candidate with the shortest penis (and continues in that way, 2nd longest, 2nd shortest, 3rd longest, 3rd shortest, etc...)

1. Mad Pauly
PCP Vice President and former Country President with a 39 inch penis

2. UROSZero
Longtime PCP member with a 9 inch penis

3. Pannonian Nomad
PCP President and former Country President with a 32 inch penis

4. FragUK
Currently national rank 2, but for many of us still rank 1, with an 11 inch penis

5. Daddy Underpants
Former Country President with a 31 inch penis

6. Harambe the Gorilla
Former Country President with a 15 inch penis

7. Ulsters Finest
National rank 1 with a 27 inch penis

8. Omnissiah
PCP member with a 20 inch penis

9. Mr Knee
Longtime PCP member with a 26 inch penis

10. Michael Ludgate
Former PCP president with a 23 inch penis

So please don't waste your vote tomorrow by voting for some of the other parties, just vote Pirate Cat Party o7

Have a nice day and a nice week,

The PCP Admin Team

Comments

Pannonian Nomad Day 4,356, 02:44

Yes

Mr Immanuel Kant Day 4,356, 15:23

Are the lengths calculated on flaccid or erect?

Pannonian Nomad Day 4,356, 15:32

Erect. Everyone was excited during the measuring.

JiminyChristmas Day 4,357, 06:30

Makes sense, but I still don't get how you lot take measurements like that orally.

Pannonian Nomad Day 4,357, 06:31

In the mouth and then X-Ray

Georgelakeland Day 4,356, 05:06

Now i understand why most of these people are rejecting my friend requests and why others are ignoring them.
it is obvious. lol that its taller than they are and they can not see clearly the game mechanics . I must say they must be very happy to have measures. lol lol .