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[PCP] Pirate Cat Party Congress list

Day 3,808, 09:21 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Pannonian Nomad

Greetings fellow eUK citizens o7

Like the previous time I was party president, the measurements in the PCP office have been done and we are happy to present you our list for the forthcoming election. We have some increases in length and are relying on your votes so our proposed Congressmen can add another inch...

1. Roachford
PCP Secretary General and former Country President with a 13 inch penis

2. Mad Pauly
PCP Vice President and former Country President with a 25 inch penis

3. Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath
Communist representative on our list with a 15 inch penis

4. WayneKerr
PCP Spokesman and former Country president with a 24 inch penis

5. Babalj
One of our newer party colleagues with a 1 inch penis, ready to grow more

6. Pannonian Nomad
PCP President and former Country President with a 25 inch penis

7. MadAsToast
Longtime PCP member with a 4 inch penis

8. WookieO
PCP Councillor and former Country President with a 36 inch hairy penis

9. UKs Finest
Humanitarian, national rank number 1, but not in penis length, with a 23 inch penis

10. Abraxaas
Returning player, with an 11 inch penis

11. Jack Jockson
With a 3 inch penis

So please don't waste your vote tomorrow by voting for some of the other parties, just vote Pirate Cat Party o7

Have a nice day and a nice week,

The PCP Admin Team

Comments

Pannonian Nomad Day 3,808, 09:22

Yes.

WayneKerr Day 3,808, 09:29

Abraxaas is a commie too, but like Zap, he's one of the cool ones...

Hell The Great Day 3,808, 09:34

pics

MadAsToast Day 3,808, 09:40

4" most women dont require that much girth but hey I do my bit! o7

Kaiser Theodor Day 3,808, 10:04

Good luck PCP and get more penises too 😃

Daddy Underpants Day 3,808, 11:33

First spot, finally a PP that isn't a spaz

Alphabethis Day 3,808, 15:46

Party lists... they are pure corruption...

Babalj Day 3,808, 18:09

I am ready to grow 8=😃 😃o7

Horice G Fossil Day 3,808, 22:23

I'm glad to see that PCP is keeping up an eUK tradition and helping to elect only the biggest dicks in the country into congress!

Horice 🍆

Alphabethis Day 3,809, 04:11

But that was for CP?

Select28 Day 3,809, 00:01

o7
v + c

Alphabethis Day 3,809, 04:14

I think PCP is becoming too intellectual these days (they even learnt to measure things) ,a healthy return to yells, grunts, and meows would be mostly welcome

Daddy Underpants Day 3,809, 07:02

We do enough yelling, grunting and meowing when we're tag teaming your mum

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