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[PCP] Pirate Cat Party Congress list

Day 3,657, 05:39 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Pannonian Nomad

Greetings fellow eUK citizens o7

The measurements in the PCP office have finished and we are happy to present you our list for the forthcoming election...

1. Harambe the Goriila
PCP Vice President and former Country President with a 9 inch penis

Harambe has been given top spot in hope of securing the votes from Madelina and her TUP friends o7

2. Roachford
PCP Secretary General and former Country President with a 13 inch penis

3. WookieO
Former Country President with a 31 inch hairy penis

4. WayneKerr
PCP Spokesman and former Country President with a 20 inch penis

5. Leo Balzac
Former PCP president with a 10 inch penis

6. Invalidation
The Unity Party representative on our list with a 14 inch penis

7. Rob the Bruce
Former Congress Speaker with a 28 inch penis

8. Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath
Communist representative on our list with an 11 inch penis

9. mittekemuis
Minister of Foreign Affairs, secretly a shemale with a 9 inch penis

10. CptChazbeard.
Minister of Defense with a 13 inch penis

11. KearoB
Another Communist representative on our list with an 11 inch penis

12. MadAsToast
Longtime PCP member with a 4 inch penis

13. Pannonian Nomad
Prime minister and PCP President with a 22 inch penis

14. Malaclypse the Younger
Longtime PCP member with a 9 inch penis

15. Tinman.
PCP member with a 1 inch penis

16. Bad Carrot
PCP member with a 1 inch penis

17. The Baron Samedi
PCP Councillor with a 6 inch penis

18. UROSZero
PCP member with a 6 inch penis

19. ReaverPT
PCP member and former president of ePortugal with a 5 inch penis

So please don't waste your vote tomorrow by voting for some of the other parties, just vote Pirate Cat Party o7

Have a nice day and a nice weekend,

The PCP Admin Team

Comments

Leo Balzac Day 3,657, 06:03

I don't think I've seen the word 'Penis' more in one document in my life.

Invalidation Day 3,657, 06:03

What a bunch of dicks.

WayneKerr Day 3,657, 06:16

This is unfair, I'm clearly a bigger dick then Wook...

WookieO Day 3,657, 06:22

I'm as surprised as you!

WayneKerr Day 3,657, 09:12

It was cold morning...

Can I just say that Pinochet was by far the best dressed Dictator...

WookieO Day 3,657, 06:21

I think I need to wave my wanger more if it's that big. I did wonder what was taking up all the room down there....I thought it was my planet sized furry man marbles 😉