[FEY] THE MASTER PLAN

Day 4,592, 15:20 • Published in Belgium Netherlands • by Feynmann


Hey all,

I have barely paid attention to the game lately, but hey!, I noticed the new changes and while trying to navigate through it all I had an Eureca moment!

I think I finally figured out Plato Sr.'s agenda and I wanted to share that with you, so you can also wet your pants (in case you wear some) + I am going to add a couple of ideas how to further develop the game. In the case of no pants - well prepare a mop or smtn.

Naturlly I cannot do it without proper music so here we go





Sooo let's start with


Given the complete disregard for the players/clients' ideas/recomendations/requests there is no obvious reason for one to think that Plato Jr. wants to stay in business... unlesss

Ya, more and more regular clickers (spenders or not) are leaving the game for good, but despite the boycots and the "F*** it I am done" there are still a lot of spenders in the game, that for some uncomprehensable for me reason keep pouring Somalia's yearly budget every month in Plato Jr.'s pockets.

And it so seems that the accounts of those sober-minded players, leaving the game usually end up on the servers of the above mentioned Somali presidents.

Heroes never die, right? At least not in eRep.

Note: Trading accounts in eRep is illegal, so we won't discuss it. I am sure nobody does it and I don't think anyone has seen a traded account.

But anyhow - it gets better. Not only the main accounts of the Somali presidents are being packed, but also the newly acquired accounts, well at least the decent ones.

So in essence Plato Jr. is a bloody genius:

1. Fck up the game in a way that only packed accounts can be somewhat relevant

2. Extend 1. to a point that any regular player will consider leaving

3. Fix the game in a way that farmers, whose scripts play instead of them, would thrive in case they pack their accounts regularly.

4. Make sure 'NO multi accounts are created and NO accounts are traded' (not).

5. Make sure you look at the nice sunset when the 10+ year long loyal players sell their acccounts to your beloved master spenders. Giving ya credit here as at least they will get smtn for their time.

6. In case some of the beloved mega spenders turns out to be a complete oaf and somehow gets the attention of too many people Permanently ban him and his bots for like 3-4 days.


DA RESULT:

- Plato Jr. Makes more ching ching (less in the long term, but hey, we got other games).

- The mega spender bot masters get to play alone and measure each other's D... bot armies, permanently accusing each other of being bot masters and using bots.


- The regular players get to enjoy some rest and maybe some of them can make some ching ching in the process of (not) trading accs.








1. ADD MORE COUNTRIES

With more than 500 LXX accounts and a S***load of Commodores I think there is a significant lack of Training Wars and excess of real wars in the eWorld.

SO, a simple solution add ALL countries on the map! Recognized, not recognized - doesn't matter. The more the merrier!

Imagine the Training War possibilities ... what a wonderful eWorld!

Imagine the colors on the Wars Menu!

Imagine the sweat on the scripters, trying to navigate through all that!

Imagine the speed that the eRep servers hamster needs to reach!

Imagine people crying for stolen medals in like 5000 permanently active campaigns at all times.

Imagine the Wall feed with all of those medals shared! What a joy!



I do have one humble request for Plato Junior here.
For all of us who keep clicking occasionally withoout knowing why and still linger around, could you kindly give us eICELAND?

Make it protected from TWs or any kind of wars - an actual neutral state for the lame leppers to dwell.

It will surely be able to accomodate Vakistanians, Commies, Right wingers, music lovers, 'I am still here for the community' kind of guys, and plainly bats**t crazy folk.

Please and thank you, dearest Junior.


2. NEW PACK

Point 1 is great, but it creates a problem for the Farmers - 'bloody legends are stuck to countries and we have bought all of those accs in that particular country'

The solution is simple - let the bot masters buy themselves a country and allow them to transfer a specific number of Legends in that country.

Don't be too greedy though, I know you are not but still. I think the below is reasonable:

- Small Country pack -
2 Regions country with 5 Legends transferred - 1000 Euro

- Medium Country Pack -
3 Regions country with 10 Legends Transferred - 2000 Euro

- Large Country pack -
4-6 Regions Country with 15 Legends Transferred - 3000 Euro

- Extra Large Country pack -
>6 Regions country with 20 Legends Transferred - 4000 Euro


I know - it's too good to pass. And I am giving you that idea for free... (don't forget to spare eIceland for us noobs)

PS: DO NOT Forget to Permanently bann all of those transferred accounts for about 3 days, cause trading accounts and managing multiple accounts is illegal.


Ok, wrapping that up, cause both my beer and writing mojo are about to perish soon.

I hope you all got wet of the master plan and also will support the ideas for new changes.
Plato Jr. above all!

And I also know that article is soooo good Plato Jr. will instantly grant me a Media Mogul medal, so yanno, Plato - pls do your thing.

Or likely my first ever Plato love points, unsure which is more exciting.




Take care y'all

And be good to each other.

Cheers