[FED] FED PARTY NEWSLETTER DAY 3482

Day 3,482, 09:43 • Published in USA Netherlands • by Feynmann







Hi guys,

Obviously you were able to fight off the dog and got to your newspaper first, so now you are able to peacefully enjoy your new edition of the Proud & Horny Fed news.

I'm really excited about this particular edition, so lets roll ...




We start, of course, with the CP ELECTIONS





This time we witnessed a world class fight on the Fed party primary elections, held on our very own Fed forum.





The fighters were fierce and ready to fight to the bitter end ...


At the red corner we ha😛


The veteran 6x term CP, tapped into the well of Dio and overflowing with bro force

DERPHOOF




And on the blue corner:

The challenger, the keeper of the Playbook and the bro code, the 30x eUS Congress veteran

DINNYIN






The fight was fierce. None of the contestants backed up or gained considerable advantage over the other.

And when we got the results of the Fed Primary votes .... SURPRISE







Obviously the legendary background of Derphoof as a CP was not enough to trump the Feds' love for Dinnyin.

Now this is a situation that is not usual for the Feds and our Party gurus, had to dig up deep into the Fed code, in order to announce a single winner.

And as it happened Dinnyin was to be named winner of this legendary match.





That is why I would like to announce that the Fed party's endorsement goes to DINNYIN.

And as I do traditionally, on behalf on the Federalist Party I want to wish him good luck on the upcoming CP elections.


So, to wrap this segment up

On 5th DON'T FORGET - VOTE FED





EVERY VOTE COUNTS!!!




Next up I want to make a brief announcement.

Our new Director of Fun - Ace Viper and our supercharged Party President Hale Kane are about to release a bunch of new features from the FED FUN ZONE program.

So keep an eye on for upcoming FED FUN ZONE articles. There will be a lot of prizes for everyone horny enough to claim them.




NO FED LEFT BEHIND


To finish my article:

I won't get tired promoting the NO FED LEFT BEHIND program, cause it helps so many old and new players alike. So do not forget - the NO FED LEFT BEHIND is still running at full speed.

Join the ones that have already tasted the Fed goods and apply for your Horny Fed supply, that includes not only food, but also tanks or air weapons.

There are only 2 requirements:

- Be a Proud & Horny Fed

- Fill the form (click the pic below) every time you are in need of a supply





YES, it is as simple as that.


If you have any questions regarding the program, do not hesitate to PM any member of the Fed leadership or join the Fed Forum and ask around.







That's for today guys


UNTIL THE NEXT TIME WE ROLL TOGETHER TRY TO REMEMBER - ALWAYS BE GOOD TO EACH OTHER!!!


CHEERS!!!


PS: Your favorite Fed spokesman was able to catch Dinnyin on his CP rehearsal and of course he ended up on a video, so you can all enjoy his performance 😉