[Fed] Electoral Goodness + Apocryphal Screaming Orgasms

Day 3,358, 16:58 Published in USA USA by Tyler Bubblar


I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge those who voted Federalist on the 25th. We came within a whisker of 30% vote share and once again the Federalist Party will send the largest delegation to Congress. I recognize that the support and engagement of the Federalist Party members is integral to a sustained run of success in any aspect this game has to offer. So once again to all of those who clicked to vote Fe😛 I thank you!



In eRepublik elections ever cease. With Congressional elections concluded we are now in the midst of the Country President campaign season. The eUSA is very fortunate to have a plethora of choices this month. There are 3 candidate vying for President of the eUSA. Senry from the Federalist Party, former Fed Derphoof now of the United States Workers Party, and Ilene Dover out of the Socialist Freedom Party. As an added bonus to make things interesting all three candidates would be first time President of these eUnited States. Beyond the month after Josh Frost’s last term more than 3 years ago I cannot remember when we last had 3 viable candidates to choose from. This is a rare treat. I would urge any and all to visit our erepublik public discussion section of the Party forums to ask them questions and just generally get a feel for what they are about.



Last I would like to touch on the need for new blood. The Feds have long been a meritocracy. We have as long as I have been around striven to be newb centric. I have seen numerous Feds put in many hours to find and help new players succeed. It is an ingrained part of our culture. Nothing pleases me and no doubt many other fixtures within the Federalist Party than seeing/helping a player make good. However, directing new blood to the forums is an essential part of this process. The idea at least in my mind is to build something that is cyclical and close to self sustaining.

It goes a little something like this I (Tyler Bubblar) run for Party President and while I am in that role find several eager players. I give them a chance and they make good on that chance. They in turn become a part of leadership and help others get integrated into the Feds. I cannot prove this, but it has been said that every time a new Fed rises through the ranks based on their merits Fingerguns has a screaming orgasm. Which is where the Horny part of our Party motto originates. Or was that Melissa? As I said this is somewhat apocryphal.

So for the sake of Fingerguns/Melissa orgasmic satisfaction and the continued lifeblood of the Federalist Party I extend an invitation to all the members of the Feds: Get involved! This is your Party. The apparatuses we have set up exist to serve you and help you further your goals in this game. I would urge you to join us on the Fed forums. Many times over the years I have been asked why I am so adamant about getting on the forums. My answer today is the same it has always been: the forums are where we vote to determine who will be our Party Presidents, who we want to represent us in the Country President elections, sign up for Congress, vote in spr srs poals to determine Party direction, socialize, play games, get involved in the day to day of the Party, and so so so much more. It is crucial in my view to enjoying everything the Federalist Party has to offer.

If you are interested in getting involved with the Feds, have a question/concern, or really need anything at all please feel free to contact me. I will do everything in my power to help you or provide you with what you need to be successful and realize your goals in eRepublik. As always I thank you for reading. Until next time.