[DoCA] Werewolves - begone!

Day 3,173, 06:34 • Published in USA USA • by Department of Citizen Affairs





Well folks, I’m pleased to report that Springfield, USA is now 100% werewolf free. That’s completely confirmed, for real. I mean, just look at the fantastic new town crest that Mayor Shadowber has moved a motion for:



For those that weren’t playing or dropped by for a lesson in group dynamics, here’s how it went down.


On the first day...the townies came for Custer. He was, as always, 100% innocent.

Laughing so hard they were in danger of snorting, the wolves massacred BeachBunny that night.

And that’s where it all went wrong for the wolves. A split vote was settled by the then Mayor Melissa Rose, and Comet Academy was rightfully lynched.

Hadrian X, as the instigator of the wolf hunt was cruelly massacred while surrounded by bad literature and strange paraphernalia during the second night.

And on the third day, the townies rounded on Resoula. Who, as it turned out, was the alpha wolf and a nasty piece of work into the bargain.

The wolves got their revenge on Melissa Rose that night, massacring her at home in a delicate fashion. The ghostie queen arose to taunt all lycans…as Aramec the halfling moved into the mayoral office.

Following a hunch, the silent Cubby was found guilty by a jury of his peers and promptly lynched. Turns out he was a werewolf too.

Now missing most of their members, the wolves went after the foreigner. It’s always the foreigner who’s the psychic in movies, right? Khotko was sorely missed after the midnight massacre.

By now it was clear who the wolves in human clothing were, and they were rounded up in short order. First Thalio Voss was lynched, followed by Waysted. Waysted didn’t go down without a fight though, making sure Mayor Aramec joined him in the afterlife.




So, please join me in congratulating the Townies! It’s not often normal people are victorious against supernatural foes.


Things will hopefully return to normal now. Of course, with the vacant houses some new people will begin moving in…