[CPSPAM] The Wonderful Amazing Totally Stunning Karacticus
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Karacticus
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Greetings fellow unwinnable game fanatics.
This month we at Spammican HQ are running me as our CP candidate. There are two factors that mean this is a guaranteed success. Please allow me to illustrate them.
NUMBER TWO.
I am this:
![](http://www.kwintessential.co.uk/images/welsh_translation_company.gif)
Not this:
![](http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/england1.jpg)
I'll just leave that there...
Number One
My manifesto is simple. I have but one pledge and it is thus:
![](http://www.gregorydickowonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/gdm-banner-beyond-your-wildest-dreams-680x287.jpg)
That's right you can have whatever you want as long as you do it yourselves.
CABINET
![](http://image.melodyhome.com/images/upload/6(157).png)
On the 4th I will release my finalised Cabinet. I have received an uncountable number of enquiries so if you're interested in being part of MYteam please drop me a line.
Over the years pictures of a sexy nature seem to appeal, so vote for me and I'll keep the sexy coming.
![](https://flamingodancer.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/vintage-woman-cabinet-card-12.jpg)
Comments
I shall lend you my second best truss, it's all the support you'll need to be victorious in the upcoming contest.
Horice 🙂
Whilst dear old Karacticus is a fine fellow - and the thought of Horice's second best truss does sound appealing - I am going to vote for Sir Humphrey Applebum this term.
Well I'm sold... I know who I'll be voting for.....
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We need more Welsh magic.
take me