[CP] Have Our Cake, and Eat it Too

Day 4,948, 17:13 • Published in Canada Canada • by Mann551

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Sunday, June 6, 2021

I made a cake as my lunch on this day. I also ate half of it for lunch, and I saved the other half to enjoy at a later time.

Monday, June 7, 2021

I ate the other half as an afternoon snack.

I like cake. Though not with icing. Icing ruins cake, in my view.

There is a saying, that you can't have your cake and eat it too. It shows the compromises that one must make and alludes to making a choice between two options that can never be reconciled. You can not both have cake in your possession and consume that same cake. You either can eat your cake, or just have your cake.

I say, let them eat cake!

Canada has recently come to an agreement where Croatia leaves our core regions. We now have the ability once again to offer concessions. The astute among you will have noticed we have already begun renting Granite to Estonia once again, and I'm currently looking for renters of our Neodymium and Cobalt. This will increase our national income, allowing for revenue stability and the continuation of the Hot Air Program.

We had to say goodbye to Cuba as a TW partner after 11 days as it wasn't going to work out. However, we are looking for more TW partners as it is. Under my leadership, I hope to bring Canada back to 5 TW's in total, 2 being traditional wars and 3 being ping pong wars. There should be no shortage of battles for Canadians to fight in to improve rank and earn gold and true patriot income.

My cabinet is itching to get to work already. Most are in the positions my predecessor, klop123, had left them in. I've given each ministry a specific task to complete throughout the month. One of those tasks is for the Minister of Defense to create a document to keep battle orders up to date for Canadians, and to list when Canadian Resistance Hero medals are available.

Prime Minister: helixer
Minister of Defense: Exalted Druid
Minister of Foreign Affairs: TheMacedon
Minister of Finance: Wilhem Klink
Minister of Education: Kippers

Canada, we can have our cake and eat it too! As we look forward to potential events coming up, we need to take this month to stock up on energy bars, stock up on cc, and stock up on gold to take the most advantage of any future events. Future events could be a return of the Hot Summer event, almost certainly a Day 5,000 event of some sort.



So take this time, build up your reserve of energy bars, gold, cc, and weapons. There should be plenty of options for fighting for Canada in just a little while, so you are left with little excuse.



All I can say is...
I want candy!!!