WHPR 5606 : The Haberdashery

Day 5,605, 22:05 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
WHPR 5606 : The Haberdashery
President Custer gets another new hat..

Dateline: Monday March 27, 2023 (Day 5606 )
Location: James S Brady Press Room, The White House

In Today’s Press Report:
:1: Life After Initiatives
:2: Free Food and Weapons
:3: WHPR Repair Yard

Editor’s Note: Here’s a song about a hat.



The National Initiatives

#1, to fill the Airstrike Food Bin.
Citizens struggled to get it near full once, deep pocket donors stepped in and bought 12.
#2, to pay for a round of GIMP.
We raised 20 percent of goal, and deep pockets was the majority of that.
#3, Grab Bags on Discord, proceeds to Interior’s Food Program.
The math was backwards. Every Bag was worth 2 to 4 times the buy in. Interior would get what you give, but deep pocket sponsors aimed to give you a lot more.
Minimum goals were not met, only 30% of the goods were distributed.

I get the distinct impression y’all don’t like these “national initiatives,” so I’ll stop.


Free Food and Weapons

The Department of Interior inherited all the CCs and goods leftover from the Grab Bags, and immediately set about giving it away.

Just go to the Interior article.
Leave a Comment, you’ll get 3000 energy worth of Food.
And, while supplies last, mention whether you’re a Tanker or an Airman, and you’ll get free weapons.

It’s already working better than the Initiatives. Go get you some.

WHPR Repair Yard - ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT!
Press Corps Staff Writer Pfenix Quinn

You've heard them howling at night during a full moon. You may know someone who leaves at night comes back the next morning with their clothes all torn up and smelling like an old dog. We've all seen the bloody remains of their victims littering our streets at dawn. Remember... werewolf bites result in lycanthropy. If you get bitten and survive, report to a testing facility!


Only you can stop the spread of werewolves!






Government jobs are work, and there is no pay.
Cool hats, though.

Kickstart the media. Every keystroke counts.

WHPR 5606: The Haberdashery
https://erepublik.com/en/article/2765136


Your White House Press Corps Editor Today,
Custer



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The mirror, on reflection, has climbed back on the wall.