White House Press Release - Jan. 6th

Day 1,143, 15:50 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
"In Nature's inventions nothing is lacking, and nothing is superfluous."

Drawn from the Minds of Men
A New Year and a new Presidency, America! And with it we in the White House Media Department would like to bring you a celebration of the new spirit of our nation, celebrating the mix of old and new, and the blend of the soul with the determination of action.

We now present you with the brand new January Executive Cabinet!

President Haliman

Vice President SGGHays

Chief of Staff Laxsnor
Deputy Chief of Staff
CaptJustice
Glove
S3RO


National Security Advisor Colin Lantrip

Minister of Foreign Affairs St Krems
Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs Kazeal

Secretary of State Onishi (Kid A)
Deputy Secretary of State Eliwood sain

Secretary of Interior Justin McCravok
Deputy Secretary of Interior Blank Keating
Deputy Secretary of Interior commandokiller
Deputy Secretary of Interior Dan Heylin
Meals on Wheels Syrup
CDP EMPTY
REACH Laxsnor
Education Blank Keating
Mentors Fionia
Human Resources Animis
Shout Squad HobbitTon
Shout Squad Richard Nixon II
Fun EMPTY
MM Team EMPTY


Secretary of Treasury PigInZen
Economic Council
Chesehead
Dimension
Evry
Jasper Signa
Jewitt
Pearlswine
Tiamati.Magik

Secretary of Technology Laxsnor
Deputy Secretary of Technology Herr Vootsman

Secretary of Media Athanaric
Staff Writer Hadrian X
Staff Writer Hobbitton
Director of the Pony Express Athanaric

Secretary of Defense Speedcat McNasty
Deputy Secretary of Defense Lieutenant Scheisskopf
Director of OMS Jacksondr5
Director of Arm America Alexander_Auctoritas

Congressional Liaison Evan Feinman

Director of CIA Rod Damon

Grand Visor Ligtreb
Presidential Advisor Fionia
Presidential Advisor Cromstar
Presidential Advisor CRoy
Presidential Advisor Gulden Draak
Presidential Advisor Inwegen



The Ruin of Spirit
The men and women assembled in leading our nation this month have one thing better than ingenuity and intelligence; they have spirit. The vitality of their actions has led them to the forefront of national politics, and it all starts with the smallest of steps.



It starts with a simple step, the will to help.

Volunteer to help your government. With opportunities to work helping solidify our new alliance as well as the possibility of running your own department, this innocuously small step is one of the largest you can take to becoming a giant in this strange world we all inhabit.

Sign up today and start your journey.



Forward unto dawn!
~The White House Media Department