URGENT PETITION

Day 1,048, 11:17 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Spite313


Dear friends, comrades, brothers:

I urge you today to take into account a very serious proposal, which all our people consider to be close to our hearts. As you all know, the country we live in is called the United Kingdom ingame. However, that is not it's true name. We must speak out brothers, and reclaim what is rightfully ours!

Henceforth, the UK shall be known to one and all as:

The Peoples Federated Banana Republic of Silly Walks Land



It is an undisputed fact that:

1. We have People. I saw one yesterday, rifling through my garbage, and he was definitely not a fox.

2. We have a Federer, I saw him playing Tennis in Wimbledon

3. We have a banana, or rather many bananas. I ate one once, and I heard that William the Conqueror was well known for his banana eating passions.

4. We have many public houses, most of which serve bananas

5. We have silly walks, even a party dedicated to walking in a silly fashion! We claimed those walks back in the 60s, and as we know, the forigs are always trying to claim it for their own!

6. We have some land, otherwise you'd be floating when you're reading this



I beg all of you to sign this petition, and show the admins we mean business! If they do not change the name of the UK to its true name, we shall all routinely throw bananas at them in protest! If they eat the bananas, we will cry.

That is all

Iain