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The thread of the AH1N1 flu, also called the Mexican flu or the I don’t know anyone who had it but we are all going to die of it flu, seems to be over. People could think that’s now there are nothing they have to fear but it isn't the case. Another mysterious disease is spreading all around IRC. It is known as

Trinc’s Syndrome

As this newspaper isn’t a specialist one, I’ll just make some popularization. The first question that anyone want to know is, of course, what’s the effects.

Effects

The main impact of Trinc’s Syndrome is on the motivation. The player who is affected by the TS (not Team Speak) will suffer from a lack of motivation and will have nothing to do. He’ll stay all the day on IRC (proof here) even if he say’s nothing interesting.

Symptoms

I can read in your eyes that now you are all terrified and that you fear to catch this ugly diseases. So how can you detect the TS? There are two symptoms that can be easily identified, others are more difficult to find.

Telling ten times a day that you are bored.

http://pub.batiactu.com/newsletter_bibimage/images_users/2007-06-18-14-06-17panneau-attention.gif " height="35" width="35">Be careful, if the whole sentence look like “ I am bored of the I&W government”, you are suffering from the Opposition syndrome. It’s another diseases which is easily curable. But that’s not the point of this news.

Spamming old article’s link and saying that the world was better before.

http://pub.batiactu.com/newsletter_bibimage/images_users/2007-06-18-14-06-17panneau-attention.gif " height="35" width="35">This is connected to the Goose Syndrome, also known as Beta Syndrome, but you can easily make difference, and the last syndrome isn’t really dangerous.

We can add that usually only old active players are affected by the TS. The second guy who suffered the TS was Tim Veltkamp which is also an old player.

Treatment
Unlike the Mexican flu, the treatment doesn’t involve injection or expensive things. There are mainly 4 ways to treat the TS:

1: Send 0.5 golds or more here. Then a private psychoanalyst will help you to get rid of your problem. This solution is the most effective and the cheapest one, even if it could take times.
2: Just stop playing eRepublik. Moreover you’ll gain time for RL activities. The matter of this treatment is that as the suffering players are bored in game they could be even more bored in the reality. Finding an ersatz like Travian could be another solution.
3😒uicide yourself. Kinda efficient, but maybe too extreme.
4:Move into another eCountry. Then you’ll meet a lot of new people and be ready for a new departure. It takes time to integrate a new population. But it’ll cost a MT, or maybe more if you move some times.

I hope now that with these advice, you won’t fear the anymore.

Oh, I were forgetting! Another way to cure the TS is the sexual energy (you thought that I was going to forgive it, weren’t you? 😛). Here is an example of the way to rise it:



And to finish this news, I’ll remind you that even if you are bored, the state need you, together we are strong, divided we fail. And if we fail , we’ll have to reborn, like Phoenix. Doesn’t change anything, just a brand new name.