The Wednesday Report
Day 1,534, 17:01
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by HEARMERAWR
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Wednesday's Awesome Fact
According to a U.K. study, women are better at parking a car than men.
See? Any guy I know including myself would have hit that pole.
On This Day Of Wednesday February 1st
The first armored car was introduced in 1920.
eWorld News
eTurkey
The eTurkish have successfully conquered eUnited Arab Emirates. They along with the eGreeks and eCyprus have conquered all of the eMiddle East (except for eIsreal.)
eSpain
eSpain is now part of eBrazil and eUS. I think this is cause for celebration. So... without further ado LET'S PARTY!!
eSerbia
Thankfully eSerbia is shrinking again. (Wow more reasons to celebrate.) The eSerbian supporter Pizza the Hut must not be happy.
eMexico
Unfortunately eMexico is coming back to its former glory. (If you would call only controlling home territory and not being able to expand glory.) I suspect the eCroations aren't too happy about this.
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Women better at parking ? ROFL, so untrue its almost criminal XD my neighbor tried to park a Ford Corsa for 15 minutes, I parked there the day after in like 20 seconds, and I drive a car that is ( literaly) 2 times wider and about the same in lenght -.-
lol wow
scandalous.. lies.. i can park just fine.. its the pulling out thats hard
Meh, a couple of years ago I found on my car a paper ticket which said this (in my language):
"If you get laid like your car parks, do not be surprised if you being cuckolded."
wow