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Here is the following of the to 5 reasons why you should not vote for Mittekemuis.

But first, as we received new information on the 5th reason, I’d like to show u an IRC log.

quit : (Pieter) (Pieter@24E9810C.E4DA2F6A.46F283D5.IP)
join : (mittekemuis) (mittekemui@24E9810C.E4DA2F6A.46F283D5.IP)

I guess that is the proof that Mittekemuis is the multi of Pieter and so rule 30 is respected.



The 3rd reason ist he corruption. I’m already hearing the shouts : “How can Mittekemuis be corrupted, u’re insane!”.

Well, we all knows that Mittekemuis has never been corrupted till now, but the power corrupt. It is a fact. Another fact is that girls are more affected by corruption than mens. Let’s make a short history course to show you that there are high chances for her to be corrupted.



The most famous corrupted egirl ever is, indeed, Lyne Faynel that stole the whole French treasure and is, due to that, one of the strongest eRepublican characters. So could you ever imagine giving her access to our national treasury as a CP? Even if comparing to her personal fortune we don’t have much money.

While we are talking about stealing national treasury, who has not heard of Leila Ben Ali that left her country with more than 1, 5 tons of gold. I mean, with that money you could train napoleon for like your whole life, at least. This is another proof that you can’t let women deal with money, they screw all over.

There are plenty of other examples in the literature but I don’t see any need to go further, I made my point. As nobody want to see her corrupted, don’t vote for Mittekemuis.


The next reason will seems a little bit strange, but if you think a little bit more than you usually do , you will see that I am right.

Which active people has never been hug or kissed by Mittekemuis? Who has never hug or kissed her back? Nobody. This raise an important point. She seems to be friendly with everyone and have no problems.

Do you really think that Mittekemuis like everyone? This would be a major mistake. She just apply the classical strategy:



And indeed, what ist he best way to get support? Lying to everyone (as we saw in the 5th reason). But the truth is that Mittekelye have other hidden project. While coming at Pieter house (or her house if u want), I found some evidences, which I’ll only show one, which should be sufficient.



She is actually an english spy infiltrated in eBelgium by Kravenn when he left eBelgium (nobody remember of her before this event, and strangely nobody wondered why) to keep getting information about the country. Why do you think that until few days ago we don’t have any ambassador in UK? Mittekemuis doesn’t need any, she already have one. The nomination of Monsieur Guillontine was just an illusion, to make people think that we had an ambassador.

So, if you don’t want to be lead by an English spy, don’t vote for Mittekemuis!

The top reason will come soon.

Jofroi,
Protector of eBelgian independency (and UNL)