The truth about... Mittekemuis

Day 1,243, 04:13 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Jofroi

According to a recent poll made by Kylero (here ), the person that would most likely be my opponent for the elections of may is Mittekemuis. However, I don’t think that she could be a good CP. Here are the Top five reasons about why you should not vote for Mittekemuis in may!





The first and least problem of mittekemuis is that „she“ lies. Daily. You’re all wondering about what.

I will just use a well known code that is also known as the rules of the internet:



Indeed, as you all knows there are no girls on the internet. So when she states that she is and so on, she’s just lying on us. And if we combine it with the rule 34, it could lead to awful things like:



And u don’t want a lier as a president, want you?



The last month, she decided to leave the awesome party of Belgium for Belgians to create the United Left Alliance.

This prove that she has no creativity because the acronym ULA was not somehow original or even nice to read. Moreover there are other meanings and she should have better looked at this before creating his party. This reveal a lot of things about her also. Let’s do a small review of them:

First of all, the ula is a pie. Yeay guys, vote for the party of the pies, with their leader, the great Cooketemuis. At least if it has to be cookies, she would have found a way to convert nerds like us to her idea, but a pie? Come on, be serious!



(ok, maybe not too bad to convert people…)

Second argument, Ula is a small Norway village. Only few people knows it but Mittekemuis is not a Belgian. Using this name, she tried to confuse us, not wanting to telling us in which country was this (which is where she’s born) town. It could be either Turkey, Estonia, Norway,…

Once again, it seems that she has a lot of things to hide. This is against his transparency program and it seems that if you vote for her, she will not be transparent at all. Take care ebelgians!

The last reason why ULA is a very bad name, is that it is a Samoan word that means garland. While I’ve nothing against garland, Samoa is a terrific country, but the inhabitants are terrible so the country should be ripped out of the map (and this is why it is not on the eRepublik map, the made were too much afraid of them).

The terrific Samoan War shout

Speaking Samoan should so be totally prohibited, and not used as a party name!

The following will come later.

Jofroi,
The future president of eBelgium (but I don’t say when 😛)