The Switzerland Scoop #2

Day 782, 08:10 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512
Welcome back!
Thanks to JNArno, I now am at least slightly capable of writing a newspaper. Look at my awesome powers of bold font: PIMPING

Anyway, before I start the article, I'll put in a picture of something tasty and delicious (no, not a naked girl, you pervert, an ice cream cone).


Who doesn't like a little bit of eye-candy in the newspapers? Well, let's actually get started.
For my first order, of business, I'm going to talk about the Shaolins.

To be honest, I don't see what the big fuss is about. They seem pretty cool to me.


On the other hand,


Second order of business:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-1-1136034/1/20
The comments below this made my day.

Well, I hope you've had a great time reading this article, and if you didn't then you can go soak your head.



Oh, and one more thing!

How Switzerland will take over the worl😛
1) Kill Phoenix with a water balloon.
2) Try to kill EDEN.
3) Get pwnd.
4) Find out where the admin lives.
5) Hire some Mexican drug lords and Chuck Norris and raid his house.
6) Blackmail the admin to give Switzerland nukes.
7) 'Nuf said.