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The Great Crusade: The Plan

Day 3,216, 06:55 • Published in United Kingdom

• by HebronGazelle

Sweden have been hanging around for a while, and now USA seem to want to join the party. What we need now is a strategic withdrawal. But how can we make this strategic withdrawal even more exciting? By going on a crusade! For politically correct reasons we shall be calling this crusade a holiday.

This is the rough holiday plan so you know where we will be heading:
1. Land in Little Poland, Poland
2. Travel through Hungary, Romania and Serbia regions to reach Greece
3. Go to Crete to pick up Hercules and Jason
4. Travel to Central Anatolia (Turkey) to find Saint George
5. Head down through Cyprus
6. Stop off in Egypt for a few days to get a nice tan and enjoy the sights
7. Head back up through Sinai and into Israel
8. Conquer Jerusalem

We will be applying for a research grant from the Ministry of Stacking Badgers to finance this crusade, but it means we will have to occasionally experiment to see how well badgers can be stacked in different environments - but this should not effect the overall crusade. When the Ministry agrees to fund our crusade/experiment/holiday we can prepare to head off.

When Jerusalem is ours we should be far enough away from Sweden and the USA to be able to completely forget about them. Once they realise that the eUK is empty they should hopefully go back to their silly little countries and we can all go home. Yes, you probably cannot work in your companies during this crusade but you won't be able to when the stupid Americans take over. So what's to lose?

We're going on an adventure!

Thanks for reading,
CheetahCurtis
Not A Member Of Muslims Against Crusades

Comments

playerunknown Day 3,216, 07:51

I'll start messages CP's of our plan and get them to surrender to us immediately.

playerunknown Day 3,216, 07:51

*messaging

playerunknown Day 3,216, 08:00

I've started with messaging the Polish CP and Dictator with this -

http://prntscr.com/cg1s5q

I think it's safe to say we should land in our first destination comfortably.

Sambo223 Day 3,216, 14:20

Why has no one offered you the MoFA position yet?

Maze Putin Stalfitta Day 3,217, 08:57

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/3019500724_ee6accf739.jpg

Aleksandar.V Popovic Day 3,216, 08:20

Let"s crusade through Poland and entire Europe.Conquor them all 🙂

Mitzuno Day 3,216, 08:22

I would try Russia instead, because of borsch 🙂

Karacticus Day 3,216, 09:29

Is this your cabinet application?

Sir Jimmy Savile Day 3,216, 10:04

This looks like it's probably the world's most expensive trip to me. You've chosen the majority of the eEuropean superpowers and it would more than likely be easier and cheaper the just wipe both Sweden and USA at the same time. But if you happen to come across the 20 - 30 million cc required to pay for such a trip I'd be happy to come along 🙂