Sunday, Sunday

Day 1,530, 23:42 Published in USA USA by HEARMERAWR

Okay technically Saturday's paper but since most of you won't read this until Sunday I name thou article Sunday, Sunday. Now down to business.

Sunday's Fun Fact

One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.



They're watching you.



eWorld

eSerbia is doing nothing. Their armies have probably gotten stuck trying to get around Pizza's Stupidity. eBritain is still playing Peek-A-Boo with eFrance, eCanada, and eIreland. They are currently losing. Okay I'll stop there, bottom line is ONE isn't doing good at all. They're just showing us how they try to be all big and bad and so far I'm not impressed. So ONE I suggest you....




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