Spring Break Endors
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by Zekoni85
U jevrejskom selu za Drugog svetskog rata stigne vest da stižu SS-ovci. Svi Jevreji se sakriju u jedan duboki bunar. Pretraže SS-ovci celo selo i okolinu, ali ništa ne nađu. Himmler i njegov dozapovednik dođu do bunara i pričaju: - Pa gde bi mogli biti? Dozapovjednik kaže: - Možda su u šumi! A čuje se odjek iz bunara: "Možda su u šumi!". Nakon bezuspešne potrage po šumi vrate se oni i pričaju: - Stvarno, pa gdje su? Himmler pogleda u bunar i vikne: - A možda su u bunaru! A iz bunara se čuje: "Možda su u šumi!"
Streljanje u Kragujevcu 1941. godine, mrtva tišina… Nemci se spremaju za pucanj tek jedan klinac upita Nemca:
Čiko, čiko je l´ možete da me pustite?Ja nisam iz ovog odeljenja, samo sam došao po sunđer…
Sta radi crnac kad gleda u prazan list papira?
- Cita svoja prava.
'Oće ciganka da rodi dete(9-to po redu), a ciga ni da čuje.
Ciganka: H'Ajde cigo još jedno šta nam fali?
Ciga: Marš bre, ja da 'ranim još jedna usta!
Ciganka: 'ajde cigo još jedno molim te!
Deca: Stvarno ćale mog'o bi da napraviš još jedno da imamo s nečim da se igramo.
Šta će ciga, napravi još jedno i rodi se mali. Nakon tri nedelje vraća se ciga s posla, a klinci urlaju: ćale, beba upala u bunar i udavila se!
Ciga: E, ala vam je dugo i trajao.
Ajmo deli, sali.. 😉
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