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I think all of us have ever seen or heard about the South Park series. In this article I am eager to remind you some funny moments from it. Enjoy )
To those who have never seen this series, although the humour may seem to you very vulgar and scandalous, I suggest you all see it, because their parodies on Real Life are the best and the message if very thin.
You could watch it online here.


"yo mama is so poor" jokes:
-Yo mom is so poor that ducks throw bread at her.
-Yo mom is so poor she walks the road with one shoe and if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says no, I found one.
-Cartman's mom is poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.
-Yo mom is so poor that when she heard about the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
-Yo mama is poor she opened a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
and It hink the best one: -Yo mom is so poor she can't even pay attention.

Jimmy: Do you like fishsticks?
Cartman: Yeah.
Jimmy: Do you like putting fish dicks in your mouth?
Cartman: Yeah.
Jimmy: What are you, a gay fish?

Cartman: Don't mind Kyle everyone, he's just got a little sand in his vagina.
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!

Eric Cartman: Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.

Chef: There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.

Terrance: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer.

Butters: Look! You can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks!

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Uncle Jimbo: So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll die.

Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.

Stan: One day you're gonna have to stop running and deal with what happened. Otherwise, you might as well just move to France with all the other pussies.

TV Reporter: When asked if MOOP's strike will stop them from illegaly downloading music, 1% said "yes". 2% said "no". And, 97% said "Who the hell is MOOP?

Alien Secretary: Where are you visiting from?
Stan: Uh, Earth.
Alien: Ooh! I watch that show all the time!

Doctor: Making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is…insane.

Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny.
Kyle: You bastard.

Garrison: You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

Stan: [calmly] Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.
Kyle: [shouts] We killed Kenny?
Stan: Yup. We're bastards.

Priest Maxi: Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.
Kyle: Well, I'm Jewish.
Priest Maxi: You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
Kyle: I guess not.

Kenny: Mmmmf mmmf mmmmmf mmmmmmm mmmmf mmmmf mmmmmmmmf mmmf.
Stan: Totally, dude.
Kyle: Good point, man.

Mr. Garrison: Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.

Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.

Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck from a hole.

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!


If you enjoyed this article you should watch South Park, if u didn't you should watch it too. (;


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