Slow News Day 013

Day 4,487, 13:03 • Published in Canada Canada • by Thedillpickl




Hi kids!

Ah! Springtime!

Soon the cold icy grip of old man Winter will melt away. The returning sun and gentle breeze will warm the cockles of the Canadian heart.


Live cockles. Thanks Wikipedia Commons!

Why anyone has warm cockles in or around their heart is beyond my understanding.

Anyhoo... Love is in the air! Be sure to take appropriate precautions.


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WARNING!

Love is in the air!


Here's the link: https://youtu.be/58T0NlhNweA

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes


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