Run for the Hill's

Day 2,386, 05:33 • Published in Australia United Kingdom • by Rusty D

It is time to pack the bags and run to the airport.

But fear not loyal readers (well loyal reader as we only have one subscriber), This is not the end of The Free Australian Press and it is not the end of Rusty D.

After moving to our Southern Inbred countrymen's homeland of Tasmania, even to go as far as marrying my cousin



yes it was an act.... honest.



I took part in the RW against those evil Macedonian scum.... while I was small, I tried to fight to the best of my limited abilities, like a little rabid dog



But after 208 kills for lowly 1,200,000 points I realised that The Man was moving in on me, as I had breached the Cybercrime Prevention Act (or to the nerds out there: Republic Act No. 10175), not because I questioned the nepotism of my host country, but something to do with downloading a movie in the background.



But as stated earlier, fear not, they wont shut me down, I will run, I will wet my pants, I will even hide under my bed and cry while being in the fetal position.

But one of the pillars of democracy has opened it's Red Curtain to me and allowed me in. So dear readers, Always remember to fight for a free Australia, to fight for our homeland, to fight for our right to have an Aussie Flag tattoo, a packet of Winnie Blue's and a stubbie of VB.



So until further reports, Hail eAustralia, Hail our CP Hugh and due to the terms in my running scared agreement, Hail Glorious Leader Uncle Ho, may you sleep well in your glass coffin and may I always wonder why your in-tombed in Hanoi and yet not the city named after you WTF???