Resisting Occupation [Polandball]
Brian Boru
Random tyrannical types attempting to force down the door of your abode/vitner's institution with the aid of friends at inconvenient moments? Have nowhere to turn? Do you fear for the safety of your potatoes?
Fear not, for the Society of United Irishmen, with sponsorship from a crap internet translation programme, have produced this handy three step programme to insuring that British occupation itch doesn't become an permanent rash.
Step one: Allow the British into your home without resistance, leaving their many friends to go home and take care of their own failed attempts to into space.
Step two: Wait until the British are properly distracted, and make sure to invite all your friends over for the entertainment to come!
Step three: Once the British are properly distracted, throw them out of the country post-haste!
Congratulations, you have successfully resisted a foreign occupation. You may now enjoy your newly won freedom with your friends. Drink Responsibly.
However, for proper and long term treatment of British people, diplomacy can be very successful. For Ireland, at any rate.
Comments
Voted. That's very good. (:
WOLOLOLO
Potato! \o/
"Can I have my hat back?" = when I laughed \o/
It was very hard to not add hat jokes to every scene.
I failed for the most part.
)
So what i am saying for last 6 months turned out to be truth...Sweet and his Orcs helped brits conquer ireland.
You all remember Sweet had his Conway and co. taking british cz and openly fighting against irish patriots.
And you all remember how Sweet and Seanan welcomed Conway back into IA even he betrayed Ireland and IA.
And after irish people, not government, liberated all irish regions, Sweet again is trying to sell irish region back to brits without congress aproval.
-Now you ask how "irish" government did not liberated?
Well since invasion Sweet, Seanan and the rest of The Orcs were screaming WE CAN NOT WIN IN BATTLE AGAINST BRITS! NEVER! WE CAN'T WIN! PERIOD!
So it's logical to assume this Orc government did not dare to enter in fight against brits.
-Also you might say Ian is CP now..why i talk about Sweet?
Coz we all see it's Sweet who runs the show..ian is just Sweet's puppet whose job is to write fancy articles....
I dare anyone defy any of this facts...
This story somehow reminds me of Arminius and Varus.
Seanan: 2
Sweet: 8
Conway: 2
Ian: 2
Winner is Seanan.
By the way..great strategy.....
Bendover before brits and lick their feet and wait for half a fcking year until oportunity opens...
So next time brits invade we can wait a few years...why hurry?
Who cares you Orcs turned this once proud land into a swamp of spinless cowards who are best known for surrendering before battle even starts...
Great reputation indeed.....
But you are smart! Spineless and cowards...but smart!
lol Viktor, truly you are a clown.
Actually it's you and your orcs that made Ireland a joke country...no clown can compete with what you did
You call me an orc as if that is an insult, then say I'm the one making eIreland a joke.
All from a man who isn't Irish, hasn't contributed anything to the country above and beyond, and one who insists on trolling.
Actually calling you an Orc is a fact....insult or not it's irrelevant.
You still claim you are rl irish when everything you do prove you are not.
RL irish would never help brits to invade ireland.
RL irish would never bendover and kiss british feet for 6 months
You are doing all of this. I did none of this.
So an average two-clicker did more for Ireland then any of you Orcs.
And lets not forget how you Orcs suported padraig's claim that croatian victims from Vukovar ar pigs by calling all croatians pigs for months.
Also you Orcs are not Ireland...just parasites
Viktor, you're living in a fantasyland. Ignorance truly is bliss.
And yet i am the one who uses facts while you just call names...
I mean...you just admited in this article that Sweet with the rest of you Orcs helped britain occupy Ireland for 6 months!
You admited what i have been saying for all this time and what you were claiming i am making stuff up
When you started your party i said it's only Orcs party No.2.
You said i am halucinating..and few months later all Orcs moved to your party.
You welcomed Conway in your party.
Conway who openly joined brits in their invasion on Ireland.
Fantasyland? Troll? Could be...but it's funny this Troll gets right and gets truth every single time...
We'll kick them out when WOLOLOLOland is busy expanding their overpowered empire again. Very entertaining article by the way. V.
although i cannot deny the sentiment in this article i doubt whether the full truth will ever be released to the irish populace. maybe some of the british chaps will share stories later about their boots being licked when they no doubt get angry at sweetie etc. maybe not.
the facts though is: when sweetie ur guy was in for 3 terms no attempts was made to get back any regions when ian one of your friends was in no attempts was made to get back any region. when a rogue proposal passed in eUk we suddenly got them back within a day more to do with entire population than one party. but we will see !
More to do with Sweet's money than the entire population, actually.
STOP WITH THE PROPAGANDA!!! IN HIS OWN TERM IT WAS PROVEN THAT HE WASN'T EVEN CAPABLE OF RUNNING THE COUNTRIES FINANCES NEVER MIND BEING A Financial Guru.
That's just bad math Krakken. When I started out we had no regions. I was in office for 3months. We gained 3 regions. Ian has been in office for 2months. We gained another 2 regions. That's very consistent progress.
You should just vote us in for the next 10yrs so Ireland can rule the world!!!
\o/
STOP THE PROPAGANDA! THE 3 REGIONS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU AND AS WELL THE 2 REGIONS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IAN. Your just trying to claim success where success was due to Ireland. A good CP would have said it was my people that did it! Being humble! Also during your term we had to pay massive work taxes cause between Appleman and yourself you could not finance the countries few mpp's despite a 7000 gold gain. till this day we pay 2% after the country recevied 7000 gold the equivalent of 1,47 million IEP??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You think 1.47million is a lot of money?
How quaint : P
good stuff
want apple? 😃
Yes?
can i have two?
"Slán" <-- Is maith liom an Ghaeilge sin, go háirithe
\o/
lol
"lancez la vache !" (holy grail)
Macheeeete! xD