Pfeiffer for President - Saddle Up
Pfeiffer.
This announcement is brought to you by the Pfeiffer for President Campaign
I've been here all month, hoping that this would be a month where I was proven wrong. We've seen a continued dedication to one thing, apathy.
Easy to win wars which serve no purpose beyond taking regions we are apparently not committed to holding. Zero progress by official persons in working to better the USAF (why did it take someone in neither the executive nor USAF leadership to poll the unit?). We saw two not horrible articles from the President this month, which I think is technically a 100% improvement over his last term, so that's good (I'm not counting the third as it was 90% google searched pictures).
If for some reason I had to give a dwarven name to things, it would probably be Sleepy. Maybe Dopey, but I think Sleepy works better.
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You guys read my articles last month, you know my plan is to streamline and make things more efficient.
That hasn't changed.
If you want to be part of the team, comment below and/or respond to the message you very likely received from me this morning and we can have a discussion about where you would fit best. That isn't a guarantee of anything, but it also isn't a blind sign up sheet and generic response message. Let's talk about what you want and how I may or may not be able to facilitate that.
Our community is the perfect size for everyone to know everyone, so let's talk.
I just liked this picture
There will be more cabinet info and specific planning in my next article (probably Friday), but I wanted to publish this morning to let you all know my intentions and to announce that I'll be doing a stream tonight to talk with you guys about the state of the game and to get your input on the campaign and the coming month.
And yes, fingerguns is going to be Vice President. She's been woefully underutilized this month, and I intend to put her to work. I've got a whip around here somewhere, just in case.
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With that, I once again ask for your support in both your party primaries (should you have them), and on the fifth.
As said, I will be hosting a special edition of The Pfeiffer Show tonight at 1800 eRep time, all about the election. We'll make plans, discuss our hidden desires, and field questions posed by the community (in the comments here and in the live chat on beam).
The show will be broadcast on beam, so I can randomly surf around eRep while talking with America. Register on beam and click that follow button so you are alerted when the show goes live. I will be giving out prizes to random viewers throughout every show, and followers get DOUBLE PRIZES. So it's really in your best interest to follow the stream
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So follow at beam.pro/Pfeiffer (an official member of Team Clopoyaur - THE CLOPO CREW - watch Clopo at beam.pro/clopoyaur).
I remain
Your obedient servant,
~Pfeiffer
Back to work
Comments
Here we go.
What about this?
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Or I just picked a battle and let my fighter burn all of my energy...and then I didn't open it again.
like I told you.
lol
Low down and dirty...
*yawn*
Low down and dirty...
"Or I just picked a battle and let my fighter burn all of my energy...and then I didn't open it again."
Lie. I have more rank than you, I had 88k there. When you saw that it wasn't enough, you started hitting with bars.
Then I used mine.
Being the "most badass in the game" doesn't qualify you for President.
I know you need funding for the prizes of your shitty programs, but try to use other, less badass ways, please.
In the sky BHs, more than other place, there's a code of honnor.
You don't steal other's BH,
You wait other battle and if you are full, you shoot some hits.
At the time, I had just over 4k health dude. With full health I was doing over 800 hits.
I know math is hard, but you can at least try.
Math is hard I agree.
Then, go back to school, because you are needing badlly.
With 4k health, not even the highest air rank make 88k.
So mad over less than nothing. It's amusing. As I told you then, it was just a random battle. But if you want to keep spamming comments, feel free. I'm done engaging you.
Now, I'm not mad because you tried to steal a BH from a US, same MU and same party, fellow.
I'm mad because you are dishonest and liar, 🙂
I've not lied about anything, but ok.
dishonest and liar, 🙂
People still cry over battle heroes? That's so v2
You're gonna utilize me so hard.
Can't wait!
If you need to be utilized, I can be bothered......
oi
cheeky
Darn!
This channel does not yet exist!
Apparently the name change 30 day coverage is up and I forgot to update my footer template. Thanks for alerting me, I've changed it!
Oops, maybe edit the Beam link since you changed the channel name? That would be efficient....
They are supposed to link to the same place, but I've updated my footer template. Cheers
Should be a great month!
Good luck!
Swag
Time to use that whip, let's go and good luck.
o7
chains are the key when your whipping it holds em down so they dont squirm
Good luck \o
As I said in the PM, Good luck! o/
SFP won't have any choice but to endorse you.
I'd laugh...but it's not funny. 🙁
I mean, they didn't have a choice when they endorsed you, and that certainly wasn't funny...so I get what you mean.
Of course, Pfeiffer is still worried about his but-hurt, from last month. He couldn't care less about our problems.
Fortunately only the ARP is endorsing him. SFP will still hold a primary.
The SFP has not and will not endorse Pfeiffer Period....
WOOO
https://youtu.be/8iOpUdsMeqM
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Withholding endorsement because I have yet to see proof fingerguns is indeed such a babe.
I have to be as hot as Zooey for you to endorse?
Sorry Pfeiffer 🙁
Normal hot is good enough, haha
Serious lack of Andy
Nothing about Re-Broification either.
Pfeiffer is the PotUS that we need. Like him or not, you cannot deny that he knows how to make things happen in a big way.
Déjà vu?
Good Luck! Hope you win this time around.
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Please explain why America should vote for someone who can't even sign into Congress?
You get a job in Congress representing your party and you immediately stop doing it, which reflects badly on your party. The Sad thing is they keep sending you back to Congress.