Pfeiffer's Pfine Pfoods
Pfeiffer.
Having been around a while, I'm fortunate enough to have a bit of a surplus when it comes to my food and tank supplies. That gives me three options:
1. Hoard what I don't need for no reason
2. Sell my surplus for next to nothing
3. Give it away
I'm going to go with the third choice, and give away some stuff.
Come get some of this ice cream
Pfeiffer's Pfine Pfoods exists to serve British players under 30 days old. Players may make a request at any time during those first 30 days, and I will send them some food. Honestly, I'm a bit crap at stuff like making sure I always donate the same amount, but I won't ever send less than 1000 health.
Now, this is meant to be a program on our national forums - http://forums.erepublik.co.uk, but because this is a new program and I want to serve as many people as possible...I will be supplying new players (again, under 30 days old) who comment on this article to request.
Note that if you make an account on the forum and request in the Pfeiffer's Pfine Pfoods thread, I will send you some additional health and tanks. Just link back to this article when you do so.
All you have to do is post up your profile link, and I'll shoot the food your way. I'll probably do 2-3 drops a day (maybe just one a day on weekends and major holidays), so you should get your stuff in short order.
I'll also be sending along a friend request, and hoping you'll accept.
The finest rainbow cake, made with unicorn blood for maximum rainbow
Should you feel like telling me (and the rest of everyone) a bit about yourself, I'll send a few q7 tanks along with the food. Doesn't have to be anything super personal, just something you want to share. Could be your favorite video game, book, movie, where you live, how old you are, if you've ever had your wisdom teeth and/or tonsils out...whatever you want.
Bonus points (and tanks) if you post something exceptionally interesting and/or make me laugh.
Well, that's that then...get to requesting.
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mmmmm rainbow cake
where's Monica L. ? Pferde is horse in german,... That Pf is rather germanic, hmm, just for the record.
Yea, that would be where my grandparents are from. Go figure.
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forums suck
Yea, can't buy votes there to make it look like people read and agree with your articles. Sorry bout that.
h00000000000000000000000000000 im shocked
did they supply the 225 votes i got... the massively hated BA? 😉
If you want to boast about losing by nearly 20%, go ahead.
You should know about buy vote, since you buy them in huge quantities....
Not in the UK. Vote buying is very taboo here...and it isn't required to Top 5. Just a handful of shouts and I can get most articles up there. In the US, you have to...just cause of the foreign articles being published that do so.
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Cake incepton there...
It supposed to represent his Pro Homosexual views.
So he really loves Bill ??
Homophobe, Arrden?
Only when the Men start kissing. Yes, it still freaks me out a bit.
My middle brother is gay, the first few times he kissed his boyfriend it was a little weird; then I figured out that he was doing it to get a reaction from those around him - after that I simply started laughing every time he did it...he soon stopped with the PDA....
By rainbow blood, I assume you mean Monica Lewinsky's.
Unicorn blood is known to be the only way to dye things rainbow. Otherwise you have to tie-dye and that just doesn't work for cake.
This is a fact.
Touching their horn will bring you luck....
So does sucking their d***.
Food glorious food! Very much appreciated 😉
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/7748826
Excellent, now pop over to the forum to double up and get some extras! 😃
Have done my good sir, oh the things I do for free stuff...
Good stuff my good sir. o7
V/S
gratz on lvl 100
Murderer!
Or you could just donate your surpluses to the nhs, and stop feeding your ego.
I've given to them more than once, and in decent amounts. This is on top of that. Next time I'm asked, I'll give again.
Or do you fault Woldy and Kravenn for running their own programs as well?
Even free your supplies are too expensive, it cost America our freedom for a few days; I'm just saying....
That makes zero sense. You are so dumb.
Helping new citizens is always a good thing.
Voted.
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food!
Greetings from Texas, America is alive and well; and rid of this traitor....
BTW...that ain't ice cream on his nose....