Oak for congress

Day 1,160, 17:14 • Published in USA USA • by Professor Oak

Well, last month I wrote a huge-ass article and got one total vote, so instead of doing that I'm going to say this:
If you like my writing and want to be a bro contact me and I'll get you a ticket. It looks like I'm running against Jude Connors and a couple other people that I've never heard of. I'm running in Missouri. So if you want, vote for me, I'll provide tickets and food to make up for the wellness drop. I'm lazy right now, so nothing big in this article.