Not Just An Election Day Article
Thedillpickl
Watch this, then come back.
Hi kids!
Well my MU is settling in and finding things to do. Jason Welsh & Howard Tha Duck are prowling about (or is it 'aboot') Congress. Many have poked the ever present Fight Button. Yours truly has been PM'ing, commenting and generally smoosing (maybe s-moose-ing) around. I have to face reality, can't help but nose around the political crap.
Pickle's Training Regiment
Soon it will be time to set up shop and show off our newly refurbished Training Regiment. Don't be alarmed, REMAIN CALM, we're not here to steal anyone's business. The recruits will be PM'ed as they join the game. They will be asked to join our MU for training and then, when ready, will be given the option to join ANY MU. We just like helping people get started right in eRep. It's been a long time since we've done this on any large scale. Mostly been working with friends and relatives of existing members.
The goal is a stronger Canada. We want to show people how to build the best citizen in game, but remembering that not everyone wants to play the same way. We will encourage the "Don't fight, don't level up!" strategy as long as that falls in line with how someone wants to play. Of course nothing works good in eRep without "stuff" so we will include how to make the most free / cheep gold and being self sufficient in your food supply.
One last push is needed (a factory upgrade discount, c'mon Plato) to get our training commune from Q5 to Q7. Right now we have room in two of our three existing Q7's but it would be nice if the Traing CO Lansizzle could gather the flock under his wing. I'm confident we will get this done soon enough.
The Election
I Googled Canuck babes and got the Orca Babes from the Canucks.
Can you tell they are not French Canadian?
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Shaved pits.
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OK, I'll be good (for now). I wanted to put down my thoughts of the top candidates for CP. I'm new here so if I get something wrong be sure to throw it up in my face, ridicule me and make me look like an idiot. It's in this way that I will come to feel at home in Canada.
Cypher Rahl
The most unfamiliar candidate to me. I did read his article and found it very balanced and informative. Along with the ability to write a Wall of Text Cypher seems to have the ability to morph into whichever candidate you prefer. In this way no one has to make a choice, just vote Cypher, he's all things to all people.
Rylde
Loud, brash and to the point. Good qualities for a fighting man but not so much for FA. Good thing he brings along some peeps to do the talking. He lists Klop123 as MoFA in The Team. A good choice in my opinion. FWIW I'm going with Rylde.
TheSmoke
Smooth talker that has a plan. I know him from dealing with the Swiss rental of Alberta (I was Swiss CP at the time). He also lists Klop as MoFA, along with some others I'm learning to respect, in his cabinet article.
The Finish Line
All in all everyone at Pickle's is enjoying Canada so far. Kind of went sideways when the alliance shakeup put us on the wrong side of some friends. But hey, this is a lot more interesting than Swiss boredom being continuously swatted and the US humdrum that is typical "do as you're told or else" politics.
Here's to better days ahead and the fun times we'll have getting there. I hope you find us to your liking. Remember... We aim to please, but not on our knees. (If you know what I mean.) Feel free to ask questions in the comments or PM me if you want more detailed info about Pickle's or myself.
Comments
Good luck in Canada to all the pickle people
Damn elitist Top Gun, not good for motherland, come near and I'll shoot you with my MANPADS!
What connections do you have with Plato? You asked for discount and he delivers in a second. I believe you gave him a barrel or two of pickles.
Buy enough gold and imagine the possibilities.
Dill always helping me, a fellow 2 clicker, make sense of candidates during the elections. Gotta clap!
Awww...you were so cute in that movie, Dill! Hope you're having fun in the new digs.
I played the part of the aircraft carrier skipper. :0
Must more entertaining and the people here are so forgiving. I'm still not sure if eBelgium is an ally or not. Seems like everyone's flipping a coin to see who's who. lol
Sssshhhh! I'm not in eBE any more, and you probably don't want to know where I am. 😉 Yup, lots of coins being tossed, for sure, The kids in the neighborhood are getting rich!
peeks while no one is looking...
😮 eek!
V!
Are you on the right or left?
YES!
Corr thieving my MU ideas! SCANDAL! Contacting my lawers good sir!
Anyway I'm glad to have you in Canada, it's goo to have decent blokes like yourself 😛 o7
The "helping hands" and a little gold now and then have been a tradition since jver and I opened for business. We didn't start the MU to build a "fighting machine" but to have the same kind of fun we used to have when interacting with our employees. (If you can remember back when someone give a shit if you worked.)
And thank you for having us. Hope this is our long time home. Our track record is none too good. 😛
I was just kiddin, I plan for my unit to be more long term support to train up d1,2,3 into tanks where we can co-ordinate our dmg for lower div's and then ofcourse a D4 force too. I like your idea, hopefully it will prevent people leaving the game on sight! We could even do co-ordinated strikes at some point
That is a really long arm!
Pickle people prefer pristine pits.
Dill or bread and butter?
i was paid one pickle to vote on this article :3
Glad to have you in eCanada.
Let me know if you need anything.