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So, elections are coming up. As they do all the time, every time.

What do you look for in the people who run your country? Should they be strong leaders, eager to help out all the citizens and pass the laws you think are right?

Hell no! What you want is a builder. Builders will make sure what needs to get done will get done. The best builders out there? That's right, beavers! They can stop one of the most immovable objects on this planet, water. They are also pretty damn good at fighting, if you've seen their teeth.

When you go to vote in this upcoming election, keep that in mind. The Beaver Action League sure gives a dam!



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