New eIsraeli Titan - John TG

Day 2,233, 06:10 • Published in Israel Israel • by Admiral General Mickey
New eIsraeli Titan - John TG

Hello dear citizens,
Today our president, John TG, reached the military rank of Titan.
I would like to congratulate you, John, for your new military rank!

Before I published this article I asked myself a question: Who is John TG?
Well, it wasn't hard to answer. John is one of the greatest citizens of the eWorld. This guy is a Real life Greek citizen who has been playing the game in and for eIsrael for years. His contribution to the eIsraeli community is huge. A loyal person, a great fighter, a true leader and patriot, the best politician of eIsrael, a funny but also a serious person and a great man overall. And most important, John is a great friend. There are some more things that I can say about John, but lets give the pictures to talk by themselves:

A Genius



A Diplomacy Master



A Caring Father



Optimist Person



Respects his Friends



Copy & Past Man



Probably Not Jew



Watches Porn



Playing Nasty



Racism Humor



Has a Healthy Imagination



Following his People like Barack Obama



Takes Care of its Soldiers Morale



Treats to His Girlfriend like a Bitch



Cheating on His Girlfriend



Likes to Use People



Modest


His Reaction to This Article

All those pictures are intended to show that John is a funny and a great man.
Personally I believe that humor is a way of life, this is why I'm trying to joke a lot.
John is a funny person, I showed you only 10% of the funny messages I got from him.
I hope that you will understand my humor in this article and if you have more funny pictures, feel free to send them to me. I'm sure that I will find time to add them to the article.
Lets just hope that his girlfriend won't find out about this article 😛

John TG, the new Titan of eIsrael - We are proud of you mate!