Neal Mcwiggles for president of the United states!

Day 883, 19:23 • Published in USA USA • by Neal Mcwiggles

Yes my friends, I am running for president of the US.

Why? For a lot of reasons, power, money, discounts at the 7/11, and to make America a better place.

My slogan: F**k the world.

That's right, if you aren't the US or one of our friends, then FUUU. We are America, and everyone should love us (Well maybe except Serbia, we need someone to fight).

So get ready US enemies, there will be no surrender.

I don't talk to no terrorists

Actual issues (Kind of)

Military
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I want to launch a full military campaign against Russia, I want to wipe them of the face of he planet except for one territory and watch them fight to get there country back (original idea right?).

Of course, unless Poland gets ideas. Then our plans will have to switched there.


Economy


I do not have a set plan for fixing the economy, because once you become president stuff like this is always different and harder to fix than you think (And because I am not the greatest at economics).

But I will do everything in my power to bring our economy up to tip top shape, and keep it there.

PTO's
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PTO's have bean a big problem for the US lately.

I think it's time we fought back

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I also believe we need to be a lot more careful against PTO's and maybe appoint people to just look for these threats (Do they arldy have those? IDK)


And that is my platform!

If you have any questions fell free to ask them in the comments I will try to answer them

Trolls accepted

Edit:
I forgot the DIO!

I will totally do an interview if you PM me 😉