My First Article: Media and Indiana

Day 1,706, 21:07 • Published in USA USA • by Dennis Isarat

HELLO eAmerica and rest of the eWorld!

Not only is this amazing, hot-off-the-press, one of a kind, super original, never before seen, brand new, (etc with the cliches) article the first blossom in my garden of media, but it also provides an indepth, super secret, behind the scenes look at................................


MY FIRST ATTEMPT AT CONGRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and the crowd goes wild.......)

Yes that's right folks. after a 3 week hiatus away from the U.S., i've returned and have decided to come back with a BANG!
(picture of one of those fake guns that shoots a banner that says BANG!)
(i can't put pictures in right now....... freaking computer)

While i may still be a rather young and somewhat unexperienced player, i have learned alot about this game in the few months i've been alive. And with all the ruckus regarding canada, spain, and basically every other coutry and their bro's, i feel now would be as good a time as ever to throw my hat, shoes, pants, and my two kitchen sinks into the ring.

I can't promise lower taxes, more gold, and a turkey in every belly (or whatever the RL politicians are promising these days). However, i can promise a vote on every law, a congressman who helps his party, MU, country, and friends, and someone who's willing to chat, help, or fight alongside you at any time. Allow me to become more serious for a minute, and add that one very important idea in my little head is to greatly increase the knowledge database and assistance programs to new and develpoing players. I made alot of stupid mistakes when i first joined, ie buying health packs, wasting gold the minute i got it, and basically just making blatent rookie mistakes. i will strive to not only help the citizen's born into our country during Late July and august, but strive to make information, assistance, and growth more atainable for any and all who are in need.
*tear rolls down cheek as the crowd errupts in applause and adoration*

If you've read this far, then wow i'm impressed, and hey. might as well move to Indiana on the 25th and vote for me. i'm not gonna buy votes, and if you ask really nicely, i'll help with the moving costs (to AND from!)

This is Dennis Isarat, and my eyeball is round.........
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Vote for an Awesome Guy!
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