Monsieur Guillontine for Congress! (July 2011)

Day 1,339, 10:55 Published in Belgium Switzerland by Monsieur Guillontine




People of eBelgium, I salute you!

This month, I have re-founded the Belgian Communist Party. From the remains of the previous party, I have been able to build up a strong foundation, held together by active, respectful members. My party has been able to accomplish a lot, already reaching the size of the third largest party in all of eBelgium! We are here and we want progress, now.

In addition to being the Belgian Communist Party President, I have also been honored with the position of Minister of Home Affairs under our talented President, Fhaemita Malodorous. I have been given the task to not only keep an eye on the Ministry of Education and the Ministry of Wiki, but also take care of all issues relating to immigration. Yes, I’m the one who makes sure we don’t let in Serbians who plan to politically takeover all of eBelgium!

All in all, I would like to be Congressman in Brussels for my fourth consecutive term. If you, my fellow brothers and sisters, are willing to accept my offering of service once more, I would be delighted. Please, vote for Monsieur Guillontine for Brussels!



Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
Chairman of the Belgian Communist Party