Monsieur Guillontine for Congress! (August 2011)
Monsieur Guillontine
People of Belgium, I salute you!
This month, I will be running for my 5th term as Congress member. I am also running for Country President this September as well, but I will save the details for my upcoming manifesto, so please watch out for it!
If I am honored with your votes to receive a Congress seat, here is what I plan to accomplish.
To Do List:
1. Invade Germany and claim Rhineland-Palatinate for the Belgian Reich
2. Bribe Poland to not kill us by donating our whole treasury to them
3. Enforce a merge with the Netherlands against their will
Just kidding. To all who took this seriously, please don't. Of course, I will represent everyone to the best of my abilities, and I will always strive to increase the level of enjoyment we have here in Belgium. Our nation is great, and I hope you feel that way too. Independence is key to all, and I will defend our freedom! So, if you do not mind, vote for Monsieur Guillontine for Brussels!
Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
Chairman of the Belgian Communist Party
Comments
\o BCP
Good luck!
-Critically
President of eBelgium
Good luck Monsieur
Support and good luck comrade o/