Monsieur Guillontine for Congress! (August 2011)

Day 1,371, 08:53 Published in Belgium Switzerland by Monsieur Guillontine




People of Belgium, I salute you!

This month, I will be running for my 5th term as Congress member. I am also running for Country President this September as well, but I will save the details for my upcoming manifesto, so please watch out for it!

If I am honored with your votes to receive a Congress seat, here is what I plan to accomplish.

To Do List:

1. Invade Germany and claim Rhineland-Palatinate for the Belgian Reich
2. Bribe Poland to not kill us by donating our whole treasury to them
3. Enforce a merge with the Netherlands against their will



Just kidding. To all who took this seriously, please don't. Of course, I will represent everyone to the best of my abilities, and I will always strive to increase the level of enjoyment we have here in Belgium. Our nation is great, and I hope you feel that way too. Independence is key to all, and I will defend our freedom! So, if you do not mind, vote for Monsieur Guillontine for Brussels!



Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine
Chairman of the Belgian Communist Party