Mittekemuis, Last Shot

Day 1,250, 12:19 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Jofroi

Ok so here come the thing that has been the most waited by Critically these last days (that and the fact that I abuse of him daily… You haven’t read that, you read me? You haven’t!).

The Top 1 reason about why you should NOT, NEVER EVER, vote for Mittekemuis:





She is just a very bad president. Let’s take a review of the recent events of the eBelgian history.

Day 1210: Our great leader (may he be forever alive) ThomasRed settle an awesome training war with Netherlands, for the joy of the small and the greats.



Day 1224: 1 BEF disappear from the state account

Day 1227: Belgium is attacked by the United Kingdoms, despite Kravenn’s attempt to avoid it.

Day 1227: Thanks to the great work of the MoFA (who was a lot adviced by the great TR), MPP are signed which saves our day and make UK afraid.

Day 1233: Our great leader take his retirement, leaving some work for a new unknown president: NLSP.



(as u can see an as he wrote, his main goal was to survey someone)

Day 1235: End of the war with United Kingdom.

Day 1241: NLSP begin a training war with Germany.

Day 1242: Belgium take Rhineland-Palatinate as dealed. NLSP take some holidays. Mittekemuis make her first step as ePresident.

Day 1243: Nothing happens (day 1 of her “presidency”)

Day 1244: Mittekemuis totally lose control of the situation, Belgium fail epically at keeping Rhineland-Palatinate and we got kicked out of Germany while we were doing well till that.

Day 1245: Germany attack Wallonia. Due to a total absence of communication with our MPP (or some other excuses like, they had important battle or so on), Belgium is very close to lose Wallonia. The country was saved only thanks to the Vice President that asked some help so that some Hungarians (paid by the Germans, the VP did a very good job)

Day 1246: NLSP come back from his short holidays and find the country in ruins, the treasury almost empty, a beginning of revolution and the dutchies at our doors. Hopefully, he fixed all this crap in a couple of days and this is now an old memory.

Belgium was saved from a disaster and was free once again, able to do whatever you want:



I think that this little history lesson has shown us how terrible Mittekemuis is as a president. And this period only lasted a couple of days. Imagine what would happens if this had to be for a whole month? Yes, this would be the end of eBelgium. Who knows which kind of Catastrophe would hit us?

Yes, be afraid. Moreover if another non BfB citizen would be elected and that once again would fail as a president, this could lead to something even worse:

http://economy.erepublik.com/en/accounts/2807687

So, people of eBelgium, take care of who you are voting for. I think that now you’re totally aware of the weight of your vote for the next election.

Jofroi,
Mittekemuis implicit supporter.

PS: Don’t give me the MoSC again, please…