Mission statement from the Ministry of Fun
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by Ministry of Entertainment
... or some sh*t like that.
OK, having recovered from the numerous fainting spells I've had after I heard I was lumbered with given the Minister of Entertainment position, I thought it was high time to write something.
Truth be told, I hadn't planned on getting this role so I didn't jot down any ideas. What I can assure you is there'll be no "Toe-sucking whilst in a Chelsea strip" scandal whilst i'm at the Ministry of Fun, I can tell you .. it'll be in a Crystal Palace strip, should it actually occur!
Right, as I said, before I got distracted by a horrid flash-back to a newspaper headline from the 90s, my idea cupboard is bare. Anyone got any? LongShotZ did say he has a Game of Thrones roleplay thing; for all I know it's already underway on the forums or IRC, places I only go if I'm dragged kicking and screaming usually.
So, I'll run a competition (OK, an idea just pooped up there). PM me with an idea (link below) and put a précis in the comments below and I'll send 50Q7 tanks to the first idea I run with, 25Q7 tanks to the second and 10Q7 tanks to the third one. eUK citizens ONLY.
Right that's all for now folks!
Neil Lewis
Minister of Entertainment
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Sticking with what was mentioned in the article...
...Do a David Mellor Approves Competition...
Good luck with that.
eUK really sunk to such a depth we need Neil to organise fun for us?
At least, he is not dentist
No Dentist would ever lower themselves to a 'Minister of Fun' role...
needs moar minister of whores
Good luck
Good luck Neil
What a sh*te article.
1st idea: write a joint article with different phrases in the comments, the most celebrated and enlightened comments wins
2nd idea: guess what I am thinking, first you give a light description, after 12 hours you give more details just editing the article, after 12 if no winner has guessed it then provide more clues editing the article again...
3rd idea: track the multi, the players who tracks more multis and manages them to be banned wins.
4th idea: the big flops of TUP party, the player who points more flops in the twenty years reign of TUP wins.
5th idea: grammar mistakes, everyone collects a bunch of them in articles and comments, the player who collects more and worse wins ( hint: search for Dapper's article (sorry mate 😉 ))
6th idea: search for Kravenn's changes in policy ( pro and anti macedonian, pro and post chilean....)
7th idea: wild guess result of campaigns result. As anyone knows, everyone can be SG of an alliance (including keers or Magic Oreos) , the game would be to predict accurately the winner of a set of campaigns.
8th idea: do a contest of Abba songs, everyone declares his favourite Abba song, and the most pitiful choice WINS! (dancing queen, chiquitita...).
9th idea: search the rage-quit. Most famous rage-quits are described ( Hugh, Goku, Keers,...) the more funny description of them wins!
10th idea: guess how many avatars keers has used in the last 2 years AND PROVE IT... ( I admit this one is a bit hard).
If you can prove it then it isn't a guess.
11th idea: guess how many DCers are and who they are... ( a bit hard too).
12th weather man: guess the temperature at 16:00 in London, Madrid and Paris on monday the 16th, the closer wins ( I bet many of us would beat the meteorologist), ... or monday the 23rd for the bravest.
13th the ideas : guess how many more idea I can I have....
I can have
Please never let Alphabethis be Minister of Entertainment.
Yeah Neil is doing such a great job...
I don't see much people doing anything better.
Alphabethis is?
May as well abolish the Ministry than have this shit.
You are kidding me right.
goku is king of fun
After that lot of spam, how about some real ideas? Non partisan ones at that...
1) Daily quiz on scandals from the real-world UK politics - top aggregate scorer wins
2) Treasure hunt - find information in articles written by specific people (please, one from each party, none overtly political or insulting!)
3) Anyone here old enough to remember The Times doing the Tournament of the Mind each year? This was back in the days before home computers and the 'net. Each day for x days (can't remember, think it was 3 weeks) they'd publish a list... there'd be a number of factual questions (history, science, mostly all fairly obscure), the answers to which were all available in Brittanica Encyclopaedia. There were also some puzzles (math, logic etc). One would do the lot, then post the answers to The Times where they'd be judged and a winner declared. Maybe something similar here, to stretch the grey matter a bit?
I have a game called Alphabetis or bust
You coppy and paste a random bit of crap that alpha has said somewhere over his eLife and you write your own made up crazy stuff and people have to guess which ones alpha actually wrote.