Lolyfying teh nation [Part faiv of teh Lolish Saga]

Day 1,159, 02:29 • Published in Romania Romania • by Wallachian


Letter from the Lolish King to his followers:


Greetings dear Lolish people,

Time haz come for me to proclaim VICTORY for teh LULLZ! We have struggled with teh Romulanz, we have struggled with tehr allies. However tonight we can rejoice.



We hav found a nowy S&M partner in Hungayr and we hav decided that teh behind luv iz bettr than normal luv. Our male luv iz growing every day passing and teh good thing is that we don`t need to worry about baby(boom)z anymore, not that our new found luver wouldnt eat em as he did in teh past. Problem solved!

Alzo we invited zem in our country and gave them loliship in ordr to PTO uz and help with Lolyfying teh entire natzion. Brawooo!

And becauz Hungayr tried to conquer us in za past but teh Romulanz didnt allow it, nows we created a Lolish-Hungayr military unit where we can be assimilated a lot faster!

After we made up zat Lolishpoll in ordr to find out how are teh Lolish ppl lolling lately, we hav dicovered zat we do`t want in EDEN anymore! LOL

Big thank you for the 10000 Polish who did not vote and who let the 300 Lolish win the poll!

And nowz we alzo going to declare embargo to Romuland. We do not want to buy zeir products anymore now zat our sexual preferencies have changed and all we need is wazelina which can be acquired from Penix countries!

Becaz our Lolishballz are zo small, we have replaced zem with gulasz!

And dis iz what me, your Lolish Krol haz done lately!
(Krol = King in Polish, do not confuse it with Troll!)

Teh Lolish-show will go on until we becomz so ridiculous zat we going to dissapear from za face of teh New World.

Lolish brazzer stay strong!

King Smârțan
(Smârțan is a Romulanz word, to not be confused with any living Polish user, but Lolish maybe)


Teh Lolish Saga:
1. From Loland, with love...
2. Loland is for teh lulz not for teh battles!
3. Dear fellow Lolish compatriots...
4. The balls of the Lolls